okay, so dh and I were having sex last night and .....

[abitweird]

he said 'whatever you are doing please stop' (it wasn't anything weird!) so i asked him if it hurt and he said no that it was 'heaven' but I had to stop so i stopped and then he wanted me to do it again so i did and he kept telling me to stop and in the end I gave up. He just kept saying it was good but he couldnt handle it [confused emoticon]. I am now really confused, surely if something is good it is good and you want it to continue no? This is probably a really stupid question but it was bothering me. I am not a troll so no trip trapping! Nor am I some kind of journo!

yours
namechanger

Your tongue can't get lost up there, either.

was drawn between comment on parsnip, or butternut squash.. although thinking about it i still have a pumpkin i dont know what to do with..

The butternut squash has a wide base .

I have to go now, DH will be home soon but thanks for the advice and a good laugh!

i would describe rimming as 'lovely'

if anyone is interested

Butternut squash would work ... if you've got an extremely ... seasoned? butthole.

Message withdrawn

I don't want to ask .. actually if I'm honest I think I'd like to gauge my eyes out with a blunt fork but

... what's a winnet?

I don't want to ask .. actually if I'm honest I think I'd like to gauge my eyes out with a blunt fork but

... what's a winnet?

Well, I looked it up to check, and, unsurprisingly, it's "bits of poo".

What were you expecting it to be? Elves?

Actually, personally, I'd rather the answer had turned out to be elves.

Have just returned... all I have to say is...

try it all

if you don't like it, then stop.

elves!!!! ROFPMSL!!!!

no I know I wouldn't like anyone near my bumhole thank you very much

much as I am pretty sure I wouldn't like someone to cut my head off and dip bread in my neck

some things are just not appealing

Not even elves?

I have just returned to this thread after a relatively short break . I am amazed that it has managed to deteriorate in such a short time. Well done to you all!!!!!!!!

i used to think that too twiglett

Elves are actually quite appealing .. but I don't believe they're famous for Butthole-mining are they ..

Arse elves are.

if one googles "arse elf" there are 94 results

Told you!

(What results come back? Can't really check now, have to go make tea ...)

oh god, you lot have made me cry

I'm trying really hard to read this without DS1 reading over my shoulder too!

Message withdrawn

yummy, im sure...
[puking emoticon]

This thread has got me rofl!