HOBBIT'S BAR - still finding it hard to move on...part 4

[WellWhoKnew]

If you are struggling to come to terms with the ending of your marriage, no matter how that came about, this is the place where you come to say SHIT THIS IS HARD, when you hit those times of despair.

It is the place where it is never rude to interrupt if you're having a bad day and need to vent. No matter what.

The bar, owned by Hobbit, but run by committee, is open to all as we wind our way through divorce, come to terms with our individual circumstances, or just cope with adjusting to a new life.

My name is WellWhoKnew (known here as everyone's bloody mother!). I was suddenly abandoned nearly eleven months ago. I've just had the final hearing (finished five days ago) and I am now officially an ex-wife. I now have to start making plans for a very different future than I ever imagined, which includes moving home, getting a job, and leaving the deadwood behind.

It is the place where the only thing anyone will tell you to do is keep on, keeping on.

Part three

Part two

Part one

Oh I can get my hands on a million. Font is touting for a night with Sid. I'll undercut her by a fiver. Then I can hire the headless naked decorator.....

Thanks Hobbit I was just about to wish you a good night's sleep Is it gang up on iwas night!!

Game on!

I'll have you know my ex has had another haircut. I think Stevie Wonder is his barber.

"Even on my weakest days I get a little bit stronger" hold on to that fuckit

Izzie there's one in classics which is quite apt "Cringeworthyness of ex partners" and funny.

I'm going to do some of the classics on Sunday. That's my day off decorating. Both kids around. Will start before they get up

Hi once and very true.

Maybe we stick a picture of Sid onto the headless naked decorator Izzie , then we'd have your ideal man! Waddya think? Is it a winner?

Or he is in a caravan, maybe it's Mr Snowey Whitey, renovating his new gaff, after WWK has had her revenge, he is daubed in white paint, maybe as he lost his job as an expert in communications he's taken up painting and decorating as a career

I'd think I'd pay to see Font spend a night with Sid - I don't think it would involve the bedroom somehow and Sid might get a black eye

Izzie Sid had a haircut a little while ago but it still looks like a bush. Maybe they share a barber?

Once sorry sweetheart how are you tonight? x Sorry we're a bit silly on here sometimes

Hobbit I think Izzie would love that! The grim reaper with a roller!

< waves at once > chin up sweetheart , you'll get there, we re just having a giggle , cos you have to sometimes don't ya?

Izzie don't plan on you noticing your kids getting up. Even if you do, you'll be yelling "Leave me alone, I'm busy!"

Hobbit MrSW will keep for a while yet. I do patience. Mostly on my laptop. He divorced me for playing computer games, let's not forget!

Am I alone in finding great mirth that the ability to post songs makes one a bona fide member of HOBBIT'S BAR, but Hobbit can't...

Yes i noticed the caravan and wondered.

My perfect man, as you know, is little Harvey. Anything less than four legs, count me out. So that's Jake the Peg off my list.....

WWK they will be grateful they don't have to talk to me.. I remember the penis beaker one, and the funnies bit was when she realised her MIL(I think) knew her MN user name ......

Ok so, I'm not computer literate, < or literate literate> but I can mix a good Izzietini, (if such a thing exists)

Get back behind the bar woman!

The reason you don't see Mr Snowey Whiteys face in the naked decorating picture is so you don't run away screaming Izzie

Believe me, I know, < shudder>

Hobbit we will forgive because she comes out with some corkers.

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha see my post above!

.......but you recognise his body??

Ooh get Harry Hill......fight!

Although that was quite a big dollop of purple paint needed to cover his ahem! Equipment, who knew painting could be so exciting , eh izzie ?

Mix an izzietini.....oh! Time for a change of career methinks.

Probably quite useful to hang the paint tin.....

Izzie MrSW looks like Harry Hill but uglier. With a mushroom genitalia so we couldn't dunk...

Actually, have you had a close look at that picture?

But, the strange tattoo? Sunday and Roman numerals underneath;
The shaved pubic area; the odd moobs; the humongous cross, the blobs of paint on his torso, the fact that he's in the nip? And he posted that on a dating site? Why? why out of all the photos he could have chosen, did he think Yep, that's the one! WTAF?

Who did he think was going to decide, 'he's my ideal man'

Certainly made me chortle though, what a prick! < ooooh matron>

I've just been googling.....you could have used a casserole instead.....

You interested, iwas, I think this is an improvement on Sid.....

I think we all know whose ex that is, Hobbit vomit

As a matter of interest, how did you come across that photo?