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a hole different kind of sex

174 replies

snoopdoggy · 08/12/2014 23:03

I don't like olives. let one slip in once in a mouthful. find them the most revolting food anyone could eat. But yet others find them delicious. Maybe my tastebuds are unadventurous. You could advise me to try them in a variety of ways scenarios , but I wouldn't believe you and stay ignorant to this delicacy....

So if we all have different tastes and if:

It's a given that loving sex is the best kind of sex and we all feelclose and intimate.

It's a given that some couples want to spice up their sex life by introducing toys/positions/clothing/massage/s&mand likes. Intimate but fun between consensual adults.

It's a given that some couples want to try threesomes/swing etc. and say if you have a good solid trustworthy relationship this can keep a relationship healthy and long lasting.

But anal sex is something that from the boards here I am feeling that is a violation and unnatural. That it is the man that would primarily want this. Is this the general consensus or a delicacy that you just don't want to try ever.

OP posts:
AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 08/12/2014 23:05

you first

MushroomSoup · 08/12/2014 23:06

Ho hum.

Branleuse · 08/12/2014 23:06

you what??

loads of women love anal sex.

SoleSource · 08/12/2014 23:06
Hmm
VanitasVanitatum · 08/12/2014 23:07

I am so confused. Olives and anal sex on a Monday night, it's all too much.

SoleSource · 08/12/2014 23:07

^^ to OP

CuriouSir · 08/12/2014 23:07

I reckon about a third of my long term partners have been into it and want/have wanted to do it regularly.

EBearhug · 08/12/2014 23:07

Isn't this a discussion for Friday nights? It's only Monday.

ParisWhenItSizzles · 08/12/2014 23:09

I like olives...?

Pipbin · 08/12/2014 23:09

Is anal sex when you stick an olive up your bum? I'm confused.

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 08/12/2014 23:09

@ "a hole different" Grin

Quiero · 08/12/2014 23:11

I don't like olives either.

Literally laughing out loud at the word delicacy used in this context.

Fillet steak is a delicacy. Getting done up the arse is just a different way of doing sex.

MmeMorrible · 08/12/2014 23:15

You want to put an olive where?? I think you're doing it wrong OP....

Fairylea · 08/12/2014 23:19

I love olives but I have no desire to have an anal sex. Does that cover it all? Confused.

Fairylea · 08/12/2014 23:19

Not sure where the "an" appeared from there.

CogitOIOIO · 08/12/2014 23:19

Is it Friday? How long have I been asleep?

snoopdoggy · 08/12/2014 23:20

monday/fri what's the difference?

yes a bit of tongue in cheek as i would prefer people to answer genuinely and a little more lightheartedly with an open mind rather than slamming the whole idea of it with no real thought for others who are genuine and enjoy it.

OP posts:
InfinitySeven · 08/12/2014 23:20

Laughed so much at title typo snd olives...

MiscellaneousAssortment · 08/12/2014 23:20

Snort! Where exactly are you sticking that olive?

LineRunner · 08/12/2014 23:21

It's not very ladylike, according to Windy Miller's mam.

ellengeorgia · 08/12/2014 23:21

perhaps having anal sex whilst eating an olive would be a step too far....?

planetrees · 08/12/2014 23:22

Olives are useless, olive oil however...........might help.

QuickSilverFairy · 08/12/2014 23:22

I think it's like comparing apples to oranges, OP.

CocktailQueen · 08/12/2014 23:22

It's not for me. No way. But each to his/her own.

Like your deliberate thread title :)

Rainydaysarebad · 08/12/2014 23:22

That it is the man that would primarily want this.

Do you want a dildo up your arse? Confused

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