a hole different kind of sex

[snoopdoggy]

I don't like olives. let one slip in once in a mouthful. find them the most revolting food anyone could eat. But yet others find them delicious. Maybe my tastebuds are unadventurous. You could advise me to try them in a variety of ways scenarios , but I wouldn't believe you and stay ignorant to this delicacy....

So if we all have different tastes and if:

It's a given that loving sex is the best kind of sex and we all feelclose and intimate.

It's a given that some couples want to spice up their sex life by introducing toys/positions/clothing/massage/s&mand likes. Intimate but fun between consensual adults.

It's a given that some couples want to try threesomes/swing etc. and say if you have a good solid trustworthy relationship this can keep a relationship healthy and long lasting.

But anal sex is something that from the boards here I am feeling that is a violation and unnatural. That it is the man that would primarily want this. Is this the general consensus or a delicacy that you just don't want to try ever.

I hate olives and I hate anal sex

are you an American English teacher OP

Who knew olives were so controversial?! :o

"i was trying to keep it lighthearted in a way that nobody would take offense."

I have seen many Friday threads, and really don't remember ever seeing offended posters. Must be confirmation bias?

"I thought everyone had tried it at least once, even men..."

Yeah I've tried olives (both kinds) if that's what you meant.

I think Op maybe mooting anal snooker, with an olive.

New to me.

yes i agree.... multitasking as i've got older has got harder.

can we let go of the olive jokes before this thread becomes 15 pages on the variety of olives and takes away form the main point.

which is... why do some people assume that anal sex (as stated by a poster in another thread in black and white) is classed as wrong and not something women would agree to doing. I find that attitude quite ignorant.

This reminds me of a joke about three gay men and a taxi driver and passing wind.

I think we all got what the OP meant. Many of us (ok, at least me) just don't like it particularly when the entire MN is qualified as having ONE opinion (LOL) and reactions to forced sexual positions are taken as reactions to the position.
Nobody will bat an eye lid to even S&M here, just as long as it's consensual and not forced on anyone.

I have a problem with this thread.

My Dad told us when we were little that some olive trees were planted by the edge of the sea so that the ripe olives would fall into the water. They would then be pounced on by anchovies who would nibble a hole in the bottom, spit out the seed and make it their home. The olive fishermen would then catch the olives in big nets and sell them with the anchovy tucked up inside.

There is no way I'm allowing olives up my backside if there is a chance of homeless anchovies launching themselves up my derrière while being chased by Greek fishermen.

different strokes for different folks

If you are an English teacher I am a stuffed olive

I think what's confusing everyone is that if anything, the attitude to anal sex on here is generally positive and mostly lighthearted. The only time it isn't is rightly when people are being coerced or forced into doing something they don't want to do.

I hear Popeye likes it

And i was asking as couples... consensual.
I do not want this to turn into a thread where forced anything is discussed.
That is a whole other discussion and not appropriate to link anal sex automatically with forced.

Yup, net. I am from an olive producing country and that's exactly how it's done.
The peppers are shot up while the olives are still green in the tree and the sliced black ones are produced by japanese ninja warriors as they fall down. They only started being produced after the Portuguese reached Japan, of course, in exchange for the first riffles.

Okay I put 2+2 together and got 5. Basically what comments made you think MN'ers thought it was unnatural? I've only ever read "whatever makes you happy" or a similiar message anyway...or predominantly that attitude anyway.

merry... then you are a stuffed olive.
History too. so double stuffed.

Mademan of course I was speaking about olives, is there anything else to speak about on a Monday night?

I'm sure there will have been one poster at some point who said anal sex was just wrong.
Because you get all kinds of opinions (and olives) on MN.
Still not a majority opinion, nor even a significant minority.

bringout. you arent alone in putting 2&2 and getting 5. THat's ok. but i started a new thread with a lighthearted tone rather than linking to another thread as i wanted a fresh approach to this topic.

Olives are wrong if we are honest. I've never tried them but they look totally gross.

I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I just hate olives. Despite not having tried them. Sometimes you just know!

snoopdoggy in light of the other thread, and the OP, being on here, this is becoming a bit distasteful. IMO.

Not for me, not ever, no no no no no no

I have evil Farmer Giles.

Reading this thread when spookily a horror-film-sex-scene comes* on the tv...

They didn't appear to do anal either which is fine by me. One of them is dying horribly as I type (it's on the horror channel).

*intentional