a hole different kind of sex

[snoopdoggy]

I don't like olives. let one slip in once in a mouthful. find them the most revolting food anyone could eat. But yet others find them delicious. Maybe my tastebuds are unadventurous. You could advise me to try them in a variety of ways scenarios , but I wouldn't believe you and stay ignorant to this delicacy....

So if we all have different tastes and if:

It's a given that loving sex is the best kind of sex and we all feelclose and intimate.

It's a given that some couples want to spice up their sex life by introducing toys/positions/clothing/massage/s&mand likes. Intimate but fun between consensual adults.

It's a given that some couples want to try threesomes/swing etc. and say if you have a good solid trustworthy relationship this can keep a relationship healthy and long lasting.

But anal sex is something that from the boards here I am feeling that is a violation and unnatural. That it is the man that would primarily want this. Is this the general consensus or a delicacy that you just don't want to try ever.

The "hole" in the title was an hilarious pun of the kind you can enjoy in top shelf magazines circa 1995 (chuckling at memory of finding an ex-boyfriend's stash)

Only today I bought a bowl especially for olives.....

imfine, it was....

thank you shonas... i'm an english teacher! so apologies if my writing is 'polite'. i didn't think it was!

lwej. I suppose i'm saying everyone can have dislikes right? And i put the thread in such a way that it wouldn't make anyone feel what they disliked/liked wasn't right or wrong.

trousers - i think you're doing alot of generalising there and frankly talking through your backside.from one woman to another. no offense.

All I can think of is one of those pimento stuffed olives... the wee hole with the little pink bit sticking out.

That's what your jacksy's going to look like if you're not careful OP, all that Farage-ing around up there!

Don't let them rootle in your tootle, or you'll be on your way to Bootle.

I can't stand olives.
I love anal sex.

Maybe there's a link OP?

I have olives more often than anal.

your an english teacher?
Now im shocked.

shall we all try an olive tonight then?
stuffed or spicy?
with a little top up

Lweji!
some people love both

YES THE HOLE IN THE TITLE WAS INTENTIONAL,,, I LIKE MY SARCASTIC/HUMOUROUS TRAIT. GOD FORBID TROUSERS WILL THINK ONLY MEN USE SARCASM NOW....
I GIVE UP.

Can't talk through my backside. Someone hast verily slipped a naughty little olive up there. Matron!

Not sure I could try olives on my own. Maybe if I had some sort of replacement olive... Battery stuffed.

I think you'll find lots of women use sarcasm, particularly in MN.

what about three holes at once?

I think what the OP was saying, in a rather odd manner, is that some posters on here speak about anal sex as though it is a violation and unnatural for a woman to even contemplate it and quite harshly condemning anyone who dares to do so despite having never tried it themselves.

The olive thing is simply an example of differing personal opinion.

I'm very sarcastic, my dp hates it.

this thread is cracking me up!

Dione .... now that's interesting. lol. we should start a market research here.. hand up who hates olives...then try anal sex. the probability is you'll like it.

I think I will go to bed on an olive

I like olives. They aren't my favourite thing but I do like them from time to time.

'Was it illustrated in a Quentin Blake sort of way?'

Not really. it was quite vivid. Used emoticons. (Possibly talc?)

You can buy a Spanish Olive Stuffer on Amazon, Lweji; it's not battery operated though.

squtter. thank you. i was trying to keep it lighthearted in a way that nobody would take offense.

snoopdoggy!
I said some people like both...
not necessarily at the same time though

I thought everyone had tried it at least once, even men... Maybe that's only the men I know though...