Is size a problem

[Dachsmeister]

Embarrassing subject but looking for an honest female perspective.

I am in a new relationship which is going really well in nearly all respects. My girlfriend is quite petite and is finding sex with me uncomfortable/painful. She has a very high sex drive, as do I, and it is becoming frustrating not to be able to make love more than two or three times in an evening without it becoming painful for her.

I fear that this is going to become quite a problem. Please help, but be gentle...this is my first ever post.

[SoleSource]

Damn I wanted his number :(

[lucidlady]

So funny - and so deluded.

[ILoveCoreyHaim]

Here is the penis measurer thing i found on goggle while looking for the average girth. The ex was large length wise but i don't think it would be classed as big girth wise which this thread made me curious about.

Must remember to delete search history

[ballsballsballs]

This is what comes up if you google 'large member'.

[Darkesteyes]

This thread.....

[NapoleonsNose]

Read this earlier fully expecting it to be deleted. Just came back and its still here . Hilarious - made an afternoon with a stroppy teenager slightly more bearable.

[DoctorTwo]

Did a proper guffaw at helpful is my middle name :o :o :o

[spence82]

The biggest surprise for me on this thread is that it was implied he'd be using it as some kind of wanking fodder. Surely this never happens?

[321zerobaby]

Gotta love Mumsnet. Hilarious.

[kaykayblue]

So do you think he realised yet that his girlfriend was just on her period?

Three times in one night - so that's six minutes out the way, what do they do the rest of the evening?

[mammadiggingdeep]

Thankyou ladies.

Had a totally shite day at work, came home to a massive gas bill and was thoroughly pissed off.

Then...... I read this thread!!! bloody love MN I do!

[LurcioAgain]

You know, I don't think it was blood at all... I think it was the cheap red pigment on the latex that just rubbed off on his willy. And she seemed smaller than normal because she's got a slow-puncture and is gradually deflating.

[NoArmaniNoPunani]

So do you think he realised yet that his girlfriend was just on her period?

[AnyFucker]

arf @ lurcio

[ballsballsballs]

Lurcio

[Humansatnav]

I bloody loves mumsnet and its massive members