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Is size a problem

141 replies

Dachsmeister · 09/07/2014 12:07

Embarrassing subject but looking for an honest female perspective.

I am in a new relationship which is going really well in nearly all respects. My girlfriend is quite petite and is finding sex with me uncomfortable/painful. She has a very high sex drive, as do I, and it is becoming frustrating not to be able to make love more than two or three times in an evening without it becoming painful for her.

I fear that this is going to become quite a problem. Please help, but be gentle...this is my first ever post.

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spence82 · 09/07/2014 15:13

You just don't understand how hard it is for us men with our huge wangs and the ability to make women orgasm just by looking at them.

stares off into the distance thoughtfully

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AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 15:13
Smile
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Itsfab · 09/07/2014 15:18

Yes, him. I didn't watch though as was painting DS1's room but I did see the mock up of the size he is now and winced.

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LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 15:19

I would comment on that but my mouth is sooo smalllll

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ILoveCoreyHaim · 09/07/2014 15:22

I really do feel sorry for the op as not only is he inflicted with a 22.86cm cock he also has a good old girth on it as well.

22.86CMs, wonder why most men use inches. Ive never heard a man size up in cms.

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spence82 · 09/07/2014 15:25

Why do you think you can by 30cm rulers?

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ILoveCoreyHaim · 09/07/2014 15:28

So they can prove it?

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spence82 · 09/07/2014 15:30

Well obviously for people like the OP those puny 15 cm rulers are inadequate

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OxfordBags · 09/07/2014 15:31

Luckily, I have a picture of the OP's massive cock

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AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 15:31

ha!

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ILoveCoreyHaim · 09/07/2014 15:38

Woah thats huge. I have always wondered girth wise what is considered big. A quick google search reveals there is a printable willy sizer doing both length and girth. Who would have known. You just place it on the line

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Jamie1981 · 09/07/2014 15:52

Some helpful advice here.
My thoughts: bleeding is not normal. She should get it checked out.
It could be normal if you are being too rough.
And 2-3 times a night is a lot.

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LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 15:54

You place your willy online? In the cd thing?

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ILoveCoreyHaim · 09/07/2014 16:00

Lol no you print it off and place your willy on the dotted line

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LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 16:02

Oh of course...anything else would be silly Grin

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beccajoh · 09/07/2014 16:04

I was once told I had a short vagina, but it was ok because I'm not very tall. I wasn't sure if it was a compliment or not Blush

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Dirtybadger · 09/07/2014 16:05

I don't like the sound of a "fat" cock; flabby and swollen. Isn't it supposed to be mostly muscle? Blergh!

Knew it was a troll. Seriously, only thrice a night? Amateurs.

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LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 16:09

That's why his cock is so fat. Not getting the exercise.

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LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 16:09

becca, what a lovely thing to say to someone :)

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Roussette · 09/07/2014 16:10

Just read this thread through and Grin

Funniest bit was NoArmani saying in response to her finding it painful "Why can't you just do oral instead?" and OP saying "Oral not an option really either as she has a small mouth and it makes her jaw hurt" followed by NoArmani's classic response "I meant oral for her you douche! "

I really must get out more Grin

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LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 16:10

That was funny :)

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TommyandGina · 09/07/2014 16:12

A lovely bit of afternoon entertainment, thanks OP.

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tilliebob · 09/07/2014 16:16

This thread is class and has killed the pain of supervising small dcs in the paddling pool entirely. I nearly forgot they were there Shock

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Orangeanddemons · 09/07/2014 16:18

I was really enjoying this thread. And the the pulled itSad

Enormous helmet had me crippled with laughter

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Shakey1500 · 09/07/2014 16:26

Fabulous. Oh pleeeeaasse don't delete it!

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