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Is size a problem

141 replies

Dachsmeister · 09/07/2014 12:07

Embarrassing subject but looking for an honest female perspective.

I am in a new relationship which is going really well in nearly all respects. My girlfriend is quite petite and is finding sex with me uncomfortable/painful. She has a very high sex drive, as do I, and it is becoming frustrating not to be able to make love more than two or three times in an evening without it becoming painful for her.

I fear that this is going to become quite a problem. Please help, but be gentle...this is my first ever post.

OP posts:
LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 14:21

I found it rather creepy that the OP sent me (and probably others) a message saying how helpful I'd been.

LongTimeLurking · 09/07/2014 14:22

Only about 9" but quite fat. Not huge in the grand scheme of things.

So in 'man speak' that is about 6" which is roughly average.

I would suggest bleeding is not normal and a trip to the doctor is in order.

ILoveCoreyHaim · 09/07/2014 14:25

MN have probably asked for proof dirty mares of his claims and when he submitted a pic of his massive cock they realised it had been digitally enhanced.

It was in fact 2 inches and his gf is 6ft 2 with a trout pout.

AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 14:35

I didn't get a message ! < stamps feet and pouts >

LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 14:40

Maybe you weren't really helpful, if you know what I mean...

AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 14:42

helpful is my middle name !

LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 14:43

Perhaps it was my short vagina that attracted him.

AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 14:44

Oh, you mean I didn't play along with it while he stroked his Massive Member ?

You might be right about that.

Keepithidden · 09/07/2014 14:47

"Anyhelpfulfucker" has quite a nice ring to it!

Probably not quite 'forthright' enough for you though AF!

AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 14:47
Grin
LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 14:50

I don't think I played along. I like poking chaps like this with a stick until they wilt (or get banned).

flappityfanjos · 09/07/2014 14:50

I'm a large member. I'm a size 24 and I joined up ages ago. Anyone want pics?

LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 14:52

PHWOOAR. You and me both flappity

spence82 · 09/07/2014 14:53

9 inches is small now?

I better put the ruler away so I dont hurt my own feelings

usualsuspectt · 09/07/2014 14:56

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LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 14:57

Well he did to me. Because I was "helpful". I'm not entirely sure how.

Keepithidden · 09/07/2014 14:57

Not small Spence, adequate.

If its any consolation i find measuring in cm, rather than inches takes the metaphorical sting out of it!

AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 14:58

Just realised how that looked, Lois. I wasn't implying that anyone else had played along.

LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 14:58
Grin
ILoveCoreyHaim · 09/07/2014 14:59

I didn't get a pm, not that i wanted one. Iv'e had enough of men with massive winkies anyway so his loss.

LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 15:02

FAT winkies. It must be such a trial having a fat winky.

spence82 · 09/07/2014 15:03

I think I'm going to back out slowly of this thread

Itsfab · 09/07/2014 15:06

Maybe he is that stupid bloke on This Morning the other week??

AnyFucker · 09/07/2014 15:08

the guy that got the penis extension ?

I saw that. the before/after photos were interesting in that there was no difference whatsover Smile

Poor deluded bloke

LoisPuddingLane · 09/07/2014 15:09

Many years ago I worked in a Urology (and related bits) department - and I understand that 1cm is about the most it can be increased. Better just to tie a weight to it.