Is size a problem

[Dachsmeister]

Embarrassing subject but looking for an honest female perspective.

I am in a new relationship which is going really well in nearly all respects. My girlfriend is quite petite and is finding sex with me uncomfortable/painful. She has a very high sex drive, as do I, and it is becoming frustrating not to be able to make love more than two or three times in an evening without it becoming painful for her.

I fear that this is going to become quite a problem. Please help, but be gentle...this is my first ever post.

[MirandaWest]

I do love mumsnet :)

[LoisPuddingLane]

Not as painful of course. But annoying enough to want the python out of there.

[SwiftRelease]

Bless OP's little cotton socks, there, there.

[mumtosome61]

Oh god, this is hilarious. OP seeking validation for a cock size he knows is perfectly adequate (if real).

[LoisPuddingLane]

And just out of interest, if you are doing the sex three times in an evening, when do you find time to eat? Go to the cinema?

[Bifauxnen]

"Perfectly adequate" ouch.

[MirandaWest]

It slightly reminds me of a thread where there was someone having sex for up to 5 hours at a time and people were wondering how any one could manage that in terms of comfort and boredom levels

[Bifauxnen]

Yes, I think the consensus was it should last as long as it takes your kindle to go on standby

[gaggiagirl]

dach on the off chance....heres my two penneth...

I am very petite and my DP is very large. Certain positions are a no no due to it 'colliding' painfully with my cervix. I sought advice here and was given a few positions to try.

At some points during my cycle my cervix is higher up and we can do anything. At other points in my cycle my cervix is very low and we are limited position wise.

She needs to see her GP really but its worth googling cervical position.

[LoisPuddingLane]

You could always try not putting it all in. All the nerves are up the business end anyway.

[OnlyWantsOne]

pulls up a seat

[OnlyWantsOne]

I would, if it was me ..get to the doctor re the bleeding

And do other things that didn't hurt.

[ILoveCoreyHaim]

Yes could be the depth and the ex wasn't quite as big as you so your reaching the parts other men can't/haven't before. I guess the nurse will be able to check. Still not sure that would cause bleeding though

[MerryMarigold]

See, on MN you will always get at least one person who's had the same problem. Short fannies are real. You live and learn.

at the small mouth re. oral. That's a good one! I am very petite. Got a huge gob on me though!

Yes, suggest she comes on here to ask about good positions (she may get a warmer response - we are a nest of vipers to men). PLus definitely a trip to the doctors and lay off the penetration for a bit. Plenty of other stuff, not just oral.

[SimplyComplicated]

This post has amused me greatly... Some of the replies are priceless!

Are you both 'experienced' so to speak? I only ask because your comments regarding oral sex suggest otherwise. I don't understand why having a small mouth would be a problem, and why she would not be keen on being or the receiving end of it (if it was being done 'properly')

Oh and she definitely needs to get the bleeding checked out to make sure that there is nothing more serious causing it. I would avoid giving your 'monster cock' a three times nightly work out until this has been done!

[LurcioAgain]

Lois, I don't know how to put this diplomatically... but it's not meant to go in your eye ;)

[LurcioAgain]

PS that was meant to say which could either be interpreted as "wink" or as the facial expression resulting from attempted ocular intercourse!

[LoisPuddingLane]

Damn it, knew I was doing something wrong.

[RowanMumsnet]

OK soooooo the OP probably won't be replying to any more of your gentle queries because he is trapped in a corner by his own massive penis banned.

You seem to be having fun here though so we'll leave the thread alone for a bit (but probably zap at some point).

WE WILL NOT BE PUTTING IT ON TWITTER OR FACEBOOK

[AnyFucker]

Glad to see it, Rowan

is there still time for a little pic-ette ?

[RowanMumsnet]

You want me to find you a picture of a large member?

[AnyFucker]

[LoisPuddingLane]

He's probably come by now anyway.

[LurcioAgain]

Member of what? The house of commons? The Marylebone Cricket Club? The British Empire?

I think you need to be more specific AF.

[Keepithidden]

How does MNHQ know whether a post is real or a wind-up? This one is quite obvious I suppose (although some PP seem to have replied sincerely), does MN only employ highly developed Troll-radar operators for Mods, or is there some other way of checking the veracity of a poster?

Just wondering whether it's based on suspicion alone or something else really. I'd be a crap Mod: too trusting!