Is size a problem

[Dachsmeister]

Embarrassing subject but looking for an honest female perspective.

I am in a new relationship which is going really well in nearly all respects. My girlfriend is quite petite and is finding sex with me uncomfortable/painful. She has a very high sex drive, as do I, and it is becoming frustrating not to be able to make love more than two or three times in an evening without it becoming painful for her.

I fear that this is going to become quite a problem. Please help, but be gentle...this is my first ever post.

[Humansatnav]

I bloody loves mumsnet and its massive members

[ballsballsballs]

Lurcio

[AnyFucker]

arf @ lurcio

[NoArmaniNoPunani]

So do you think he realised yet that his girlfriend was just on her period?

[LurcioAgain]

You know, I don't think it was blood at all... I think it was the cheap red pigment on the latex that just rubbed off on his willy. And she seemed smaller than normal because she's got a slow-puncture and is gradually deflating.

[mammadiggingdeep]

Thankyou ladies.

Had a totally shite day at work, came home to a massive gas bill and was thoroughly pissed off.

Then...... I read this thread!!! bloody love MN I do!

[kaykayblue]

So do you think he realised yet that his girlfriend was just on her period?

Three times in one night - so that's six minutes out the way, what do they do the rest of the evening?

[321zerobaby]

Gotta love Mumsnet. Hilarious.

[spence82]

The biggest surprise for me on this thread is that it was implied he'd be using it as some kind of wanking fodder. Surely this never happens?

[DoctorTwo]

Did a proper guffaw at helpful is my middle name :o :o :o

[NapoleonsNose]

Read this earlier fully expecting it to be deleted. Just came back and its still here . Hilarious - made an afternoon with a stroppy teenager slightly more bearable.

[Darkesteyes]

This thread.....

[ballsballsballs]

This is what comes up if you google 'large member'.

[ILoveCoreyHaim]

Here is the penis measurer thing i found on goggle while looking for the average girth. The ex was large length wise but i don't think it would be classed as big girth wise which this thread made me curious about.

Must remember to delete search history

[lucidlady]

So funny - and so deluded.

[SoleSource]

Damn I wanted his number :(

[Shakey1500]

Fabulous. Oh pleeeeaasse don't delete it!

[Orangeanddemons]

I was really enjoying this thread. And the the pulled it

Enormous helmet had me crippled with laughter

[tilliebob]

This thread is class and has killed the pain of supervising small dcs in the paddling pool entirely. I nearly forgot they were there

[TommyandGina]

A lovely bit of afternoon entertainment, thanks OP.

[LoisPuddingLane]

That was funny :)

[Roussette]

Just read this thread through and

Funniest bit was NoArmani saying in response to her finding it painful "Why can't you just do oral instead?" and OP saying "Oral not an option really either as she has a small mouth and it makes her jaw hurt" followed by NoArmani's classic response "I meant oral for her you douche! "

I really must get out more

[LoisPuddingLane]

becca, what a lovely thing to say to someone :)

[LoisPuddingLane]

That's why his cock is so fat. Not getting the exercise.

[Dirtybadger]

I don't like the sound of a "fat" cock; flabby and swollen. Isn't it supposed to be mostly muscle? Blergh!

Knew it was a troll. Seriously, only thrice a night? Amateurs.