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The Dating Thread 74.

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MadeMan · 04/05/2014 13:44

Hello and welcome.

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whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 20:34

Hmm just googled it... is it a game like candy crush?

I thought it was actual shopping game. like if you put a red pepper in front of the trolley yoi want sex only or a yellow pepper means friendship and green pepper means same sex relationship required or something? ???

Scarey123 · 08/05/2014 20:40

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whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 20:46

scarey at the end of the day you gotta do what you gotta do.

personally I think you should talk to him about where its going somehow if that is at all possible.

have to admit in your shoes have no clue what I would do Grin

neiljames77 · 08/05/2014 20:47

I don't think it's a genuine game whitedoorbell. Someone mentioned it on here as a joke. You had to eat the pepper and according to which colour it was, it says if you're interested or not. There was also something about how a cucumber is held. Whether it's pointing up or down. That might have been for the man to do, I can't remember now.
It doesn't matter anyway because peppers give me heartburn.

Rummikub · 08/05/2014 20:48

neil I hate that when people don't pay their way. I always insist on buying the first round.

Love vinegar tits from prisoner cell block h.

scarey I think I'd tend to go cool and let him come to you. Don't chase. How would that feel to you? I suspect he'll always put you in heaven and hell.

FolkGirl · 08/05/2014 20:48

Neil you've just described me and every woman I know. Some of whom are single and all of whom are lovely!

You're in the wrong town Grin

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 20:52

neil don't get it with the peppers. thought mine was better rules personally Grin

think if I went round sainsburys scoffing peppers people would probably run away tbh Grin

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 20:54

folk speak for yourself love. I have implants and peroxide hair extensions and botox lips and am grade A oompa loompa tan Grin Grin Grin Grin

Rummikub · 08/05/2014 20:54

Grin yes mixing with the wrong crowd. I don't know anyone in my circle who does fake hair and tans.

FolkGirl · 08/05/2014 20:59

There a number of 'ladies who lunch' who live near me who do the whole fake tan, hair extentions, OTT make up look. They're just doing it very expensively!

white you can come round for dinner, i'll introduce you to them Grin

FolkGirl · 08/05/2014 20:59

Well, I won't introduce you, I don't know them. But I could point you in their general direction....

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 21:04

just for the record was joking.

I know some girls like that. but none of my friends are like that???

neil offer still stands... I'll go out with you xx

FolkGirl · 08/05/2014 21:10

I knew that Wink

white you're being very naughty, you know there's no dating the thread!!

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 21:11

I know... have spent whole day cleaning ready for baldy's first visit to my house.

am in state of high excitement bordering on hysteria!!!

neiljames77 · 08/05/2014 21:11

Oh yeah, botox. No, she didn't have the trout pout. I dare say that if I went out with her she'd want me to pay for it though.

Scarey123, she hasn't got my number and she's not getting it.

I probably am in the wrong town. By day, they're in fake Ugg boots and pyjamas, by night they're Katie Price wannabees.

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 21:11

have even oven prided the grill pan Grin Grin Grin Grin

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 21:14

and bought naice bread and naice ham ready for post shag intellectual conversation over lunch Wink

SuperFlyHigh · 08/05/2014 21:16

neil are you in Essex? are you in fact a retired footballer? Go on you can tell us, who was the one with the dark curly perm, Kevin Keegan?! Grin

Minime85 · 08/05/2014 21:16

white I hope you have a great date

SuperFlyHigh · 08/05/2014 21:17

ooh white I am vair impressed re the grill pan, naice bread and naice ham!

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 21:17

minime thank you

super lol

SuperFlyHigh · 08/05/2014 21:18

neil - how a cucumber is held?! now come on don't be that naive you know where THAT'S headed don't you?! Grin

SuperFlyHigh · 08/05/2014 21:19

white - I have to laugh, don't want to drink any alcohol, got some Lindt caramel and scoffed McCoys cheese and my mind keeps skipping back to my poor French ex. what a bloody shock. Sad

SuperFlyHigh · 08/05/2014 21:20

white - I was browsing the MN list of Aldi or Lidl must haves… but it's a trek for me.

some of those artisan bread shops I either like or I'm Shock at what I could do with a bread maker some olives etc….

whitedoorbell · 08/05/2014 21:21

super hope he is!

had to go to waitrose specially!!

please god don't make me look a prize idiot
me: shall I show you round
baldy: [thinking fuck me this is awkward] err ok
me: through here is the kitchen... notice the pristine grill pan
baldy: WT actual F????

think he may have seen enough of me already to think am a bit mad. may be the icing on the cake

omg... am tempted to go and burn something on it quick so it doesn't look like I tried too hard Blush