The Dating Thread 74.

[MadeMan]

Hello and welcome.

canihaveaslice - I totally agree with your approach and it's how I work too.

I also don't try and get into what someone is thinking, maybe because I have enough with my own thoughts.

I've had some really nice messages, haven't come acros an idiot yet but am steering well clear of tights_sniffer

canihave sounds v promising.

handful tights sniffer???? really? ???

Yep - never married apparently and 'looking for anything' - good luck with that!

Also helpfulguy who has been single for 46 years! 46 years!!!

Oh and another who spent his whole profile talking about his DCs and even has a profile photo of him with his DS and says as he has DCs, he doesn't have much time but is looking for someone to enjoy days out with him.....and his DCs. Why not join a Children's Centre if he wants someone to share playdates?

I'm being cruel, I have been contacted by some seemingly really nice people.

Italian man keeps looking at me but hasn't replied to my email damnit.

handful fuck him... I would block him

which site are you on?

It's fine, I'm chatting to others. One is dressed as a smurf and his arm is the same size as my waist. I've made it clear that I won't see him though, some are good just as friends and to chat to see how we're getting on. I make it clear from the start.

Chaseface - the smile is a nervous reaction, that's why it's usually followed by, ....."what??.....oh that?........that's nothing. It's just me and my mates having a laugh."
I think if she did check Tinder, he'd have closed it the day after. Might be on others though.

I've had the shitty phone call after my disappearing act last night anyway!!!!

Oh no Neil! From her? You know you have to share...

handful do they accept that you won't see them, just chatting? Or do they push for more?

They accept it and then tend to ask how I'm getting on and just chat and have a laugh, like the smurf. I really don't like body building but it fascinates me how someone can get that big.

Rummikub - NO!!! Not from her. As I said a couple of pages back, she doesn't know my number or where I live. I've told my friend (who gave me the shitty phone call) that it has to stay that way. He just asked why I left without saying anything so I told him I didn't like her behaviour and she's the sort who'd cause a scene.
It's bugging me now because I wanted to see my mates again on Sunday but I know she'll be tagging along too. Plus, I think she's a bit of a user.

Yeah I've got a couple of muscled guys but they're really not my type. I've told them this but still chatting. I'm tiny, I'm tiny and I'd look ridiculous with a beefcake! It seems to takeover their lives I think.

It needed saying twice!

Hmm, that does sound awkward neil I did remember about her not having your detAils but thought your friend might have relented. Was your friend understanding? User? How?

How tiny are you again rummi?

He seems really nice, I definitely wouldn't date him though. He's too young and too big - I'm tiny too.

so tiny I lied and said I was 5ft 1. I wish!

cotton you must be in my area as tights sniffer has contacted me too weird!!! If you are in my area we seem to have more than our fair share of weirdos

Do you think petite women attract muscley men? (On my sample size of 2!)

Okay, I spoke too soon! Just had my first crude one. I checked his profile before reading the email and thought, teacher (tick), 38 (tick) good looking (tick), nice words on his profile (tick). Then I read the email......filth (untick all boxes)

Rummikub - It's not that I'm tight or anything, I don't mind paying for everything or nearly everything but it never crossed her mind to even OFFER to buy a drink.(the cheeky bugger even moved on from vodka and coke to large Baileys)
She'd be better off as a footballers wife or something. She already looks like one. She's the total opposite of what I go for but it's something I got railroaded into really. I'd go up to a different mate's this weekend but he's got a sister who's a complete nightmare.

So there it is in a nutshell. In RL I get mates trying to pair me up with women who aren't my type and my brief stint with OD attracted the cast of Prisoner Cell Block H making vulgar comments. I might just walk around Tesco's and play the peppers game instead.

What is your type then, Neil?

You never know, I might know someone...

neil I'll go out with you... what is the peppers game... sounds interesting

also at the cast if cell block h

neil I am a cheap date. 1 strawberry cider and I am quite silly enough

FolkGirl - Just natural really. No orange tans, big fake eyelashes, loads of make up and hair extensions. Not keen on the ones that wear next to nothing (in public at least). Don't like the conceited bigheads either. Or the ones that don't get my sense of humour. Or the ones that aren't basically nice people.

I've just described the one from last night.