Dating thread no 53

[Flipper924]

The Rules

1 Develop a thick skin;

1. Do not invest emotionally too soon;
2. It's all BS until it actually happens;
3. Trust your gut instinct;
4. If it is not fun, stop

Off we go...

I feel like doing something norty..what can I do??

Yeah I guess a horn looks like an erect phalus ...ooh honestly I dont know what is the matter with me...

I blame the weather Ike A little sunshine and The Horn Rages.

oh please not 'norty'
:o

Spring has sprung ike

It's raining again here. Three days of summer and that's it

the reason why evil-exes re-partner so quickly and easily is to do with low standards and high stupidity.

oww I think you should give Indie a bit longer, it's early days and as long as there is a degree of fun, then he might be a bit more of a grower.

48 glad your mum is back and hurrah for R&R.

juliette i'm so glad that you had a lovely, lovely time. :)

ike cold shower. think about David Cameron stepping out of the shower all naked and pink and tumescent!

nameless uses the word 'horny' it doesn't bother me at all - thought it would, but doesn't!

Actually make it George Osborne

My ex is even more single than me. He did have one girlfriend, but once he realised she didn't have any money and she realised he wouldn't support her and her kids that all went shit-shaped.

Western, I don't think you need to make any rash decisions re indie. Give some thought to what you want, if your heart really isn't in it, even though you enjoy his company etc, there's no harm in calling it a day.

I am making a few decisions about things today, which is all good. Am planning tactics around the house issue, and around C. Always feel much better once I have a plan in place :)

I'm going to issue a list of prohibited words for all prospective shaggees, a bit like that institution for the protection of the French language, including (but not limited to)
Horny
Pussy
Cum
Panties
All these words pain me.

And talking of paining me, Spud has emailed me with details of an injury he has sustained, knowing full well that I will find it hideously difficult to resist asking about it. Bastard.

Right that was the second wank of the day. Dont normally go in for all that self love nonsense. I feel like messaging Mr Ruse and getting him to come over n' give me a seeing to .....except I dont know him, never met him and might not fancy him...sigh....hopefully it will pass soon.

Ugh "Cum" that word makes me cringe so much.

I tell you what though, Wine, if we do meet up and he is presentable..I will be tearing his fucking clothes of with my teeth...and I am almost never like that....its been 6 months so maybe that's a turning point or somthing...dunno...

6 months since you last had sex Ike?

Yes Louly ....hahaha it could have been anything that couldnt it.....

Ike that really made me laugh, you poor, poor sex-crazed thing. ( I did 3 years, six months is nowt you lightweight ).

OWW don't pack Indie in, especially don't pack him in because that turd has affected your mood at the moment - letting him do that is giving him power over your life again.

Wine I might not answer him, especially as it's so fucking manipulative - he knows me too well.

Yep Kin ....grrr I dunno how people with normal, functioning libidos cope with dry spells ....its just amazingly DISTRACTING!!!

Im a month away from 4 years no sex, so there

Oooh, you have my absolute sympathy Lou - that's baaaaad.

Ike - I dealt with it by becoming an excellent customer of Love Honey.

I have date nerves for tonight! And I'm usually ok. I think he's the one I've liked the look/sound of most though. Which automatically makes me think he won't like me.

I've really gone off Sunday night guy. Which is a shame as we seemed to hit it off!

What about ....Hey babez d'ya fancy a bit of sexy time? uhuh?

Sexi Ike surely.