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I need to get laid

315 replies

fastdriver · 26/04/2013 14:37

That's it really.

I separated six months ago (after several sexless years). I was a faithful wife.

I don't want another relationship, I don't want to shag anyone else's man (either deliberately or inadvertently), I don't want to end up with genital herpes of anything similar.

I want a NS relationship that's mostly about sex (God I sound desperate Grin).

I'm fussy about men, don't like bald or shaved heads, beards, paunches or poor hygiene.

I'm 42 and reasonably attractive.

How do I make this happen? Most men are gagging for it, aren't they? It can't be that difficult but I don't know where to start...

Has anyone been in this situation or can give me any advice?

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 09:50

< intrigued as to who has been pm'ing for hook ups Grin >

VoiceofUnreason · 30/04/2013 10:03

AF it weren't me, honest guv

lottieandmia · 30/04/2013 10:09

POF is a horrible website and also has people on there pretending to be someone they aren't. I wouldn't recommend it.

I would also say that most men I've come across before who are 30 plus and single are looking for a relationship. That may be just my experience.

lottieandmia · 30/04/2013 10:13

It's also really hard to find someone for a NSA arrangement who will also agree for that to be exclusive.

ItsYoniYappy · 30/04/2013 10:45

I am 35 always !

I am 39 but on dating sites I am 35, maybe 36 now, noone has ever questioned it. I was 36 when I first joined, I just don't age. ever

AF I didn't get a message!

Who was it Fastcar? I wont put Envy as the ones I have received on here are from married men. Who luffs their wives but their wives no give 'em sex. My answer is usually 'try a bum massage used to every time, work for me' Blush

Then I realised this could mi-construed as me wanting a bum massage from them, so I ignore them, I had no idea ignoring people worked until someone done it to me, works every time. I am big fan of ignorance.

ItsYoniYappy · 30/04/2013 10:52

I would also say that most men I've come across before who are 30 plus and single are looking for a relationship. That may be just my experience.

this does seem to apply to Scottish men, or maybe it's me, the ones who have liked me I haven't liked them and the ones who want relationships seem to want them right away. I don't like 'needy men'. One date I had with a guy who picture made him look great, texted me literally 3 mins after our date asking

'So do you like me?'

I didn't. What to say?

Nothing, ignore him. Easier, unfortunately he was a stalker, so I had to change number and the house move came at a good time

AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 11:07

< narrows eyes >

boyfromipinema · 30/04/2013 11:51

Alas t'was I.
Seemed like a good offer.
I'm not usually that shallow but at moment it's all I'm after as well
( bruised heart) and I certainly don't want to meet a woman who wants more and is disappointed when she finds I don't .
Not a nice way to behave for a man my age
(

AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 12:00

This isn't a knocking shop, boy Grin

boyfromipinema · 30/04/2013 12:01

Anyway I'm going to leave site. It's been very helpful to me as I needed some advice and encouragement when I joined.
However it seems wrong me hanging about as its a mums site, and I'm not a mum.
Thanks to all you nice women who took the time to advise and I hope those of you who are hurting find some light at the end of the tunnel.

Loulybelle · 30/04/2013 12:01

< intrigued as to who has been pm'ing for hook ups >

Errrrrrrrrrrr....... Hmm

ItsYoniYappy · 30/04/2013 12:07

Ha! Boy Grin

Fastcar I think you should at least get a picture from boy before he leaves, you never know, he may be single and handsome and be of some use to you

AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 12:07

boy there are plenty of people who use this site who are not mums

there are not many who use it to arrange "hook ups" though...

you shouldn't leave the site, however, if you find it useful, just restrain yourself from trawling it for sex, it shouldn't be hard Wink

Loulybelle · 30/04/2013 12:08

You lot trying to play matchmaker again Grin

boyfromipinema · 30/04/2013 12:18

I'm not trawling for sex...honest.
I'm probably not in the right headspace to go there....but I'm a bloke so when i saw her post I had an irresistible urge to take a chance.
I don't want to exploit anyone and she clearly only wants NSA so it seemed a good option.

Loulybelle · 30/04/2013 12:22

Boy, i gotta admire a chancer lol

AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 12:23

I'm not the boss of MN, you can do what you like. Just trying to give you some friendly advice Smile

AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 12:24

... and I think you might have pm'ed the wrong one

Epic fail there. It would be sleazy to give it a go with another one, btw Grin

Loulybelle · 30/04/2013 12:27

AF who should he have pm'ed?

ItsYoniYappy · 30/04/2013 12:27

'not in the right headspace'

Yeah right boy, so, if by chance, fastcar is local to you and you find her attractive and ditto?

Meh.. you would have sex with her I know it!

How old are you?

Tbh the 30 year olds I meet have a bit too much energy I like a nap after DTDeed, and of course a massage first, then maybe another massage after would be nice too.

I realise now though, the guy I met had been watching too much porn and doesn't realise I am not some orgasaming machine who can go for hours, so he is a no no now. I seen him last August he almost killed me

ItsYoniYappy · 30/04/2013 12:28

I think so too AF but didn't like to say

AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 12:28

louly, not me Smile

ItsYoniYappy · 30/04/2013 12:29

Me either. I'm not dating until Augustish! or anything else.

Loulybelle · 30/04/2013 12:29

Not me either :)

AnyFucker · 30/04/2013 12:31

Why the magic month of August, Yappy ?

What if Brad Pitt (or whoever passes for a fit bloke at your age) asked you out tomorrow ? Would you put him on the calender for 01/08/2013 ? Smile

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