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Dating chat thread! Number 47

999 replies

lubeybooby · 20/03/2013 19:43

Here we go again folks, all dating related chit chat here.

OP posts:
StellaBrillante · 25/03/2013 17:38

48 have a FAB time!!! Grin

KirstyWirsty · 25/03/2013 17:42

stella are you sure he is not attached ?? It's just that he's got a good excuse for his partner 'at the game' when he's coming to see you but maybe can't get away easily at other times? Just a thought ..

KirstyWirsty · 25/03/2013 17:46

48 I'm Envy .. Don't know where my next shag is coming from .. MrFixit may be in mortal danger come Sunday

OhWesternWind · 25/03/2013 18:04

I'm a bit green too! You go for it 48!!

KinNora · 25/03/2013 18:26

I'm so green I look like I should be on the front of a sweet corn tin. Have a lovely time, 48

48howdidthathappen · 25/03/2013 18:45

Thanks Smile

This is the most amazing thread. So happy to be part of it.

JulietteMontague · 25/03/2013 18:54

I went back into POF 'I CAN BE VERY SPONTAINOUSE'

I think I'll pass thanks

OhWesternWind · 25/03/2013 18:56

I am looking forward to a spell on PoF later! Actually it's not that bad, usual young blokes and illiterates but a cou

OhWesternWind · 25/03/2013 18:56

Oops! Couple of possibilities.

KinNora · 25/03/2013 18:56

Hahahahaha, Juliette I'd have thought that kind of sophisticate was right up your street. My latest PoF message was ' I'm ready to pop, want to watch me cum ?' . My reply was 'Nope' and blocking.

JulietteMontague · 25/03/2013 19:01

*Kin& Grin had a belly laugh over that one, I shall never complain again. I rarely get the smut, just the terminally dim.

lubeybooby · 25/03/2013 19:02

Another one joining the green gang! Have a great time 48 :o

Kin hahaha... I had a similar one once and did exactly the same.

OP posts:
KinNora · 25/03/2013 19:04

Oh my PoF's Smut Central and the man lounging beneath his 'Finance' sign like he's JR fecking Ewing has barely left me alone.

KinNora · 25/03/2013 19:07

Great minds and all that Lubey Smile

JulietteMontague · 25/03/2013 19:07

Kin how do you know he's playing with his balls? Yes, I have been thinking about this...

mercury7 · 25/03/2013 19:15

My reply was 'Nope' and blocking

Kin the thing is, a man who sends a message like that is probably so odious that no woman would ever go near him!
So starved is he is of female attention that even a 'nope' message from a woman would be enough for him to 'get off'

I hate to say it but you have probably inadvertently helped him to ejaculate Shock

JulietteMontague · 25/03/2013 19:18

you have probably inadvertently helped him to ejaculate

Only on this thread Grin.

KinNora · 25/03/2013 19:23

I think I've probably been somewhat hardened over the years by my handling of hundreds of semi-naked men Mercury I'm pretty sure that some of them, accustomed to various 'nurse' fantasies, go off home and well, go off

Juliette nooooooooo, Finance Man is sitting in his office chair, under his sign , fully dressed, with his legs akimbo, displaying himself like an alpha male chimpanzee.

KinNora · 25/03/2013 19:27

( what has my life come to, that I'm blasé about 'inadvertently helping him to ejaculate ' - sorry Sr Maureen et al )

mercury7 · 25/03/2013 19:32

I'm just very mean about giving out any favors, I dont want to be in anyone's wank bank unless I'm getting some sort of return on my investment :o

KinNora · 25/03/2013 19:50

Oh I'm like a Mother Theresa of wanking, dispensing it to all and sundry.

KirstyWirsty · 25/03/2013 19:51

Nora Grin Grin Grin

mercury7 · 25/03/2013 19:52

lol @ 'Mother Theresa of wanking' :o

OhWesternWind · 25/03/2013 19:54

Grin Nora you are cheering me up no end!

KinNora · 25/03/2013 19:54

I'm wearing my saintly face