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WarmFuzzyFun · 23/02/2013 17:27

Here it is...

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lubeybooby · 28/02/2013 09:23

Yeah. I said I'm up his way 12th March staying over on my way back from scottishland. He's checking if he will be around then. Oh my gawwwwwwd.

Yeah shock! Need sweet tea and a slap to come back to earth I think. Functioning muscles would be nice instead of jelly knees.

Snapespeare · 28/02/2013 09:36

BC!

holy crap!

as nature is feeling rather cruel today, i have just started my period.

lubeybooby · 28/02/2013 09:43

Yeah! Holy crap! Confused I am still all wibbly wobbly and wtf and a bit happy and a bit confused and a bit more wtf and a lot horny and god.... spin spin goes my head.

Snape get some soft tampons or natural sea sponge. Can't be felt at all once in place. Not that I ever do that or anything.

Snapespeare · 28/02/2013 09:51

sea sponge up my chuff! good grief. that it has come to this.

no, wouldn't work - tmi but theres a substantial flow involved here... ughh...

OhWesternWind · 28/02/2013 09:54

Go with the flow Snape

ike1 · 28/02/2013 10:33

Do you think he is the sort of bloke to go a bit funny and not want to DTD if your on the blob Snape? Put it this way someone like TR would say just stick a towel on the bed and then give himself a wash after

ike1 · 28/02/2013 10:34

youre

Scrazy · 28/02/2013 10:39

Lubey, you know what I would do in your shoes with BC. I don't mean to preach and I didn't take this advice either but I will in future if ever a certain someone ever tries to crawls back.

I would meet BC, let him do the arranging. I would have a lovely meal, drink, catch up then go. I wouldn't sleep with him at all. Easier said than done but if he has got you all a fluster and is going to be dipping in and out your life I would protect a friendship and my own sanity this way.

Snapespeare · 28/02/2013 11:01

ike god no - he's absolutely evolved...there can be herpes contra-indications with menstrual blood (gak!) Don't want to put him at risk.

lubeybooby · 28/02/2013 11:06

Scrazy... I know what you mean but it doesn't apply really as he isn't the usual kind of ex. He never did anything wrong, we never fell out, my dignity is intact and he isn't crawling back he's just ... back. ... therefore I have no reason not to shag him to death and carry on as we were until he goes again... if he does.

If he's in this country, I want him in me. End of :o

I completely fancy him so much and I am all encompassingly rampant at the moment so even if someone put hot coal himalayas between here and his place I'd still get there

I will say though that I will not be monogamous this time and it will have to be more open and not really a relationship.. unless he wants to stop looking at stupid arsing bastard cunty jobs abroad.

ike1 · 28/02/2013 11:15

Fair dos then Snape!

Scrazy · 28/02/2013 11:44

OK Lubey, as long as you are OK with it. I did feel similar and I used to say, but this is what we do etc, wish I hadn't made myself so available to someone who couldn't be properly in my life, hindsight is a wonderful thing.

I think you are right to see it as it is and not be thinking 'relationship'.

JulietteMontague · 28/02/2013 12:48

Lubey I arrived here post BC so I don't know the back story. Was it a love story, sex story or both? Bit of a shocker.

Snape timing or what, would you be able to go out with him to avoid spoiling him for later in the week.

Bloke yes men criticising partners for weight or shape is one of those things I cannot tolerate. To be fair he has been upfront but given he is meant to be looking for a grown woman and has also mentioned something in his profile about how it anyone overweight isn't disciplined it does smack of someone who has ishoos.

WFF what are the POF forums like?

48howdidthathappen · 28/02/2013 12:53

Oh Lubey Hope you get to see shag BC Grin

Snape What rotten luck. One good thing about getting older. No periods Smile

Snapespeare · 28/02/2013 13:32

nope, fully intend to do everything that isn't compromised by period blood there will still be tons and tons of naughtyness....just not the PIV/blood spilling variety. plenty of other things to be getting on with.

Snapespeare · 28/02/2013 13:33

Lubey 'If he's in this country, I want him in me. End of '

lubeybooby · 28/02/2013 15:32

Juliette it was a bit of both. Knew him through RL channels... had dates 1,2 and 3 really quickly, coffee, lunch and lunch and then there was the amazing 4th date of hotel corridor dress stripping off that I've mentioned before. And it was just all brilliant and lovely and loved up - til the moving abroad thing came up about a month into us officially being together. We still made the most of any time we could get though right up to December when he left. Couple of little wobbles on the way but we would keep coming back to the conclusion that it was still better to make the most of our time rather than hold back or split up.

Then he left for HK after one last brilliant weekend together, we kept in touch for about 2 weeks before I decided no contact would be better and stopped talking to him. Haven't said or heard a word til today :-o

lubeybooby · 28/02/2013 15:32

Snape :o thank you, thank you

KinNora · 28/02/2013 16:09

Hello everyone, spiffing week with my face feeling like it was falling off ( impediment to OD ? ) and ailing 17 year old - so ill he was nice to his 13 year old sister, OMFingG.

Yay to Snape for tomorrow.

Lubey -what an exciting week you're having, and no mistake guvna ( don't
know why I went cockernee there)

Ike hope you're having less hassle from Captain Wankface.

Flipper I hope you're feeling ok. Did you say something about asking a friend of yours for a job, how's that going ?

OWW are you feeling any better ? I hope your sickie has been relaxing and gentle and done you the world of good Flowers

Juliette the bloke sounds somewhat turdesque and I can never quite imagine you tolerating a fool.

48 how's it going ? I'm so pleased that Mr R&R is coming through for you, the way your relationship's changing always sounds very touching.

Velvet were you hopefully going to be able to meet Cuthbert for brunch one day, or did I imagine that ? ( might have been the codeine ).

Rose you look lovely and that is one cute elf.

Voice any coconut ice left ? Rum and raisin fudge. Cough.

And hello to everyone I've missed out, may all your dates be full of sexual frisson and devoid of knobbers.

lubeybooby · 28/02/2013 16:16

Mr iPhone just replied.

Ok here comes the full pounce after lining him up yesterday...

lubeybooby · 28/02/2013 16:22

Arggghhh I did it! I only bloody went and done it.

I'll be hiding under the dining table from any more surprises while I wait another 24 hours for his response...

KinNora · 28/02/2013 16:25

Get in there, Lubey - you go, girlfriend !

ike1 · 28/02/2013 16:29

Cpt Wankface is sunning himself in Havana as we speak ....cock...

VoiceofUnreason · 28/02/2013 16:56

Kin - I appear to have enough coconut ice to last a lifetime. Not keen on fudge though. Sorry.

KinNora · 28/02/2013 17:05

Let's hope Captain Wankface doesn't suffer sunstroke/food poisoning/a rare and extremely painful insect bite to the testicles. That would be a shame.