Hey, it's the Dating thread... number 37

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Of we got - all dating chit chat here!

Well Grinchie looks like everyone has buggered off out of the 'darkened room' and gone to bed leaving you and me to clear up.... where were you when fleecegate was raging????Re anal bleaching I reckon there could deffo be a risk of ring sting

Hmmm PP there must be some choice ...Dolly's site sounded good Lovestruck...thats a London site

PP Ike is right, try another site.
I would take a look at Match.

During fleecegate I was working. (Emails and stuff, I'm not one of those webcam people).
Although I have done my homework and read up on the events of this evening.

I don't mind tidying up, I don't suppose anyone left a spare can of Guinness lying around, did they?

Oh you can have Yoga's Bailey's dregs ....and a bit of Snapes' rum ...

Hm, I will give love struck a look but I've tried match a couple of times and i just can't get to grips with it!

Yeah its all a bit of a faff tbh...

Things have moved on...apparently Middy...off to the boudoir to anticipate pubic torture upon the 'morrow..

I have a coffee date tomorrow at 1230 With Mr Single Dad. Sounds nice and very very polite. Has very young daughter (no mum around at all), and sounds like hes finding life a bit hard.

I'll also be meeting The Gardener ver the weekend. Sounds very good fun, and is funny in his texts (makes me laugh out loud which NEVER happens, except for the darkened room conversation which made me giggle a ridiculous amount). I have an odd feeling with this one though, but nothing I can put my finger on. Will keep an open mind for now.

And who mentioned Valentines day?? It's fuckknucklingarsebogging day in my experience.

I'll update on above dates, if it wasn't for the support on this thread I wouldn't have had the ooomph to arrange them.

Tomorrow has been rearranged to Saturday. Sigh...

Ike - I am a wax virgin too. Give me the low down after your wax. Is this something I need to aspire to now? Would a man run screaming from an unsightly rug? So many things to consider nowadays...

Good morning everyone,
( I'm Arsebiscuit - what with the conversation last night and getting fed up with being called Mrs instead of Ms, I thought I was due a name change).

Ike, I forgot to say yesterday, if you get some tea tree lotion and put it on after your wax, it'll help with the inflammation, I reckon aftersun would do the same job if you can't get the lotion.

Pink, which site are you on again ? I find the number of messages etc to be very cyclical, sometimes you hear nothing for a week, next minute it's a man deluge.

Wolfie, good luck for tomorrow, Single Dad sounds good.

Yoga, I've been meaning to ask, are things any better with your dd ?

Off to put my fleecy gilet on now and head out to work, if it's as bad as yesterday, I shall be retreating to the darkened room again.

Morning - things a bit better with DD at the moment, but we've got a CAMHS appontment on Monday. Will see how that goes.

(Veet simply does not work for me)

if a man runs screaming from an 'unsightly rug' then he's arguably seen too much porn....

OWW Have a lovely lunch and even better Lunch. Deja vu

Wolf Have fun!

Ike Wax away day Always been too much of a coward myself.

Anal bleaching. Just why?

Morning

Had a message for a man on pof last night. For the first time, someone was straight up on that sight. He said he doesn't want to meet, just send naughty picture and flirt by text. I declined but I do believe that's what many want, they just don't say.

I'm going to dump fireman today. The Coffee, although has potential isn't good enough for an FWB and I can only describe him as latent. Plus I really like food and he doesn't and all decisions have been made by me. In addition the ex wife situation is just strange especially as they have a young child. Finally , the whole 'don't fall for me, I won't fall you you' shite does little for my esteem.

Inflammation?????What inflammation???????

Belated happy birthday, Snape!

Have fun today, Ike.

Ah, look, Burns night smileys! Cute.

good luck for the dumping Scatty

yoga good luck for CAHMS on monday (I might forget) I know where you are on that front. I'm fed up with them already, but will persevere. I know they dont deal in magic wands, but i'd expect a bit more support from them as opposed to questioning my parenting. (grr) Was there a support thread in teenagers at some point for CAHMS refferals and gneral teenage angst? I'll have a look i think... If not, might start one.

I like my unsightly rug - most men have been ok with it - I will not adjust my undercarriage for any man

I am hopefully having drinks with mrcouncilman tonight, will be second date, I am a little bit excited by this one - local, solvent, interesting and very handsome (I also understand he is a bit of a gym bunny, so body should be nice too)

Am already getting a bit paranoid about contact so can I have the wet fish please

Ike I don't react well to waxing at all .. I get all red and swollen and then get blotches and then i get ingrown hairs (spots)

I have been using Veet bikini hair removing cream recently which stinks and is messy but don't get any of the above

I tried IPL last year but it didn't really work but one of my friends swears by it

Got my department night out tonight .. Mr Cheeky and I are meeting up in our hotel room for a couple of hours before it and then we are planning on not getting much sleep after it ;)

Ike you are brave!

Morning all, is it safe to poke my head out of the catflap attached to the darkened room?

Right decision Scatty! Totally right. Good luck

KinNora, love the new name! I'll try and remember it's you

Yoga good luck with CAHMS

PinkPeanuts god that really sucks. It so isn't you! I have literally no idea what to suggest. You are definitely not undateable, something really fucking odd is going on!

OWW have a lovely lunch :o

Wolfandi oooh good luck with your dates. fuckknucklingarsebogging day very nearly made me choke on my coffee :o so bloomin right...

For the record I didn't rate my waxing. I know the woman did it wrong, but I got way more rash/ingrown hairs with waxing, with the bits she did do correctly. I was so disappointed.

IPL laser next for me! Will be ages before I can afford that though.

Sorry, posted too soon.

Hope the date goes well tomorrow Wolf. Sounds good.

Kirsty sounds like a great plan!

Scatty it's the right thing to do if you're not happy with him/the situation. Hope it goes alright.

I'm a bit butterfly-ey. Going to nip into town (in my fleece) in pursuit of sexy stockings ... Think I probably will do the underwear. Hope no one calls with a parcel or anything this morning or they will get an eyeful when I answer the door!

MsC have a fish slap! It will go fine. He sounds really nice.

See, how distracted am I? Three goes to say what I should have said in one post!

Cello 2nd date sounds good. The contact thing can be a PITA. I had a slight wobble the other night. All in my head. I turned phone off and had an early night. Woke up to a message.

Good call Scatty