Hey, it's the Dating thread... number 37

[lubeybooby]

Of we got - all dating chit chat here!

Thats ridiculous lubes...you must have looked like a bald man with a beard!!! (whispers...I have a hairy bumhole perhaps I should ask for that waxed too???)

mercury. I haven't had a cig since November. If I dated a smoker I'll be sucking secondary smoke like Henry the Hoover & sloughing off any nicotine stains with my tongue.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmarlboro lights.

what about using the epilator...too painful??

Yeah Yoga a bit of the sides and a ravaging of the underneath and bumhole...that's sorted then

I've always been partial to a bit of secondary smoke:o

I haven't smoked in almost 20 years, but Marlboro lights still make me go "oooohhhhhh"

I used to hang around with the smokers outside the pub in all weathers secondary smoking with the best of 'em. Everyone I know seems to have given up though ...

Its booked now merc me and my mate are having it done a deaux round hers...

Mercury, an epilator ? You are hard core

You lot wanna get round my local and hang out with the octogenarians...they will blow cigar smoke in your face all night...

ike it truly was ridiculous. that's what you get for living in a backward town I suppose.

I should probably go to a city where they understand the terms and what's involved! Or maybe just a salon that isn't run by a very pearl clutchy looking woman...

mercury at the epilator thought. they are truly evil. I'd never let one near my legs again let alone more sensitive bits

Yeah she was trying to save you from yourself lubes...lol

hahaa very probably!

This thread moves so fast, I can't keep up.

Will read back a bit and try and get the gist lol

Oh god, Valentines Day was mentioned

Bless you Nutcracker (ike does the sign of the cross)

Valentines is meh anyway. I always had a shit time then even when coupled up... It's like you're being told to get romantic NOW. Yes the massacre sounds a very good idea.

I firmly believe that until men feel
Obliged to do the sac'n'crack before every new date we're only obligated to trim.

Well that kind of how I always thought domestic, but thought i'd give it a twirl...time on my hands and all that!!!

Something to tick of b4 im 50 bucket list...

off the

Gosh this thread moves fast! Yes I've tried that lubey, still only a handful of views and two one word messages that lead nowhere. Clearly I am undateable!
This is where the confidence takes a kicking, even though I'm generally a confident person.

In other news I'm going to a singles event in a few weeks time which is shaping up to be a laugh by the sounds of it! I don't hold much hope of it being a success for me but it will be a night out with the girls so should be fun :)

Do you live near a big city PP?

I would like to pop into the darkened room (not euphemism) but I am a) a bit noisy and b) clumsy.

Does anal bleaching hurt? I bleached my hair when I was younger, I burnt my head and my hair snapped off

The big smoke itself ike :)