Hey, it's the Dating thread... number 37

[lubeybooby]

Of we got - all dating chit chat here!

Always been happy with the 70'S beard...but my mate reckons it is a feng shui for the love life...

Oops ... I did it again.

As you were ... more gin anyone?

Yep, apparently you can also bleach the old bum ole too....not going that far!!!!!

No-one noticed, Joy, you're fine

I am a smoker and totally honest about it in profile ('often' on PoF)

I'm also considerate though and if around a non smoker I go and stand at the back door to smoke. I have a vast supply of chewing gum and know to inhale the chewing gum fumes to lesson the fag breath, rather than just chewing the gum.

On any dates I wear freshly laundered clothes that haven't been anywhere near any smoke, and don't smoke after washing my hair (unless it's a v quick drag outside and then that warrants heavy gum usage and handwashing)

ike I had a wax before, it was fine apart from the woman not quite understanding what a hollywood is. but the pain factor was no problem at all

I know, who could be bothered ? Frankly if a man doesn't like my anus the way it is, well that's his own lookout.

Oh, once caused a bit of a traffic jam in a supermarket in Cardiff listening to my posh friend talking about anal bleaching ...

No waxing goes anywhere near my arse but then its not hairy.

oooh what is a hollywood?

Lubey's hard - I take painkillers

hop if it was me I'd go if you like him otherwise - but that text is very full-on after a first date so be cautious.

All off, everywhere

Snort....Arse.....well yeah...exactly!

Oh! Saw my first valentines-out-on-the-street board outside a pub today. Waaaaay to make me feel loved (boycotts pub)

Can we have a special valentines night thread? Not just us... Out 'there' in the rest of MN in addition to 'dating thread 41' or whatever we're at by then...

Possible thread title 'the st valentines day massacre, a safe place for singles'

Yeah someone said about painkillers...oh I might go for triangular fluff...quiver...

( look at Antonym and Hop having a serious conversation while we lower the tone with arse bleaching )

hollywood is the lot off ike

this daft woman just took the er... visible bits off though

not the flappage and bumhole.

inside the flappage is the most important bit to remove imho. that's what gives me the effect I want (more sensitive)

but she was clearly embarassed and didn't have a clue so i went home and shaved.

Ta Arse

Thinking I'm going to have to call you biscuit from now on which just feels wrong for reasons, but hate to think of you and this conversation. Goes off to bleach the memory cells ...

Yes, Snape, I'm dreading the bastarding day already.

I recently had a thing with a bloke who smoked, I quite liked kissing him when he'd been smoking
dont smoke myself tho'

No probs, Joy. I was toying with changing to 'kin Nora, if that helps

Like the idea of the Valentine's Day massacre Snape ... will be late joining in as I have an appointment with my College supervisor. I know how to live

well, big MEH to valentines day from me

but I have to admit I have much more enjoyable valentines days since not being married

Oh yes ... 'kin Nora sounds bloody lovely

Yes, mercury, I was all loved up with a bloke who smoked those little cigars. I bloody loved the taste and the smell.

Ike yes it hurts. Can't imagine going completely bare but I do like a bit off the sides.