His 'holidays' in bloody Thailand

[NotSoEdenRoc]

Name change.

I'm single. I've been involved in an on/off fairly casual thing with this guy for 3 years.He goes to the Far East about 4 times a year. Turns out that he goes to Bangkok and somewhere else in Thailand...I've only just found this out, he's never mentioned Thailand usually says he's going to Malaysia and/or Singapore but doesn't talk about his trip when he gets back home.

Can there be any innocent reason why a single man in his mid 40's goes to Bangkok 4 times a year ? On his own? And if it's all innocent (yea yea) why not just tell me the truth about where he goes?

I know I need to get checked for STI's. I am going to die of embarassment a woman of my age going in there, are these clinics full of 16 year olds?

But my main question here is, would anyone else feel like I do? I feel like I've lost all respect for him as a man. He's a horrible repulsive creature doing this. I feel dirty myself. I feel as if he must hate women.

You know, I was just about to say that I couldn't think of a more pertinent, yet creepy song.

heh heh

Oooh. Hully. Trying not to laugh cause that is sooooo wrong.

I know. Sometimes I wish I didn't always think of the wrongest thing immediately...

it's a great burden

What? My comment wasn't a personal attack! Are MNHQ closing their eyes and using a pin to choose which ones to delete?!

thanks curiousmama, of course it was a joke, and especially so given the posts I'd made previously too it. But if someone wants to try to jump from a great height on me then I can't stop them! Just step aside whilst they splat!!

Ohh my first deletion! I'm very proud!

Couldn't be for a better cause glasto

Poor Denis :(

Gone, but not forgotten.

OP so well done for calling that idiot on his sordid 'holidays'
The sex industry is run by men for men. A few very rare women may become sex workers by choice, not be exploited or abused, but I believe they are the minority. Men who 'use' prositutes' are inadequate human beings who only see us as things.'
AF well done, and no comment on the interloper, other than to say they are not welcome here.

at Getorf's little ditty.

Probably TMI but I came close to spitting coffee all over my monitor when I read GetOrf's ode..

Oh DAMN they deleted it goddamit

arf!

I am gutted - is probably the wittiest thing I have thought up in years.

And I missed it

Do you fancy taking a chance on Helen's wrath and reposting, or maybe talking the less naughty route and PMing me your genius?

Me too please :)

I can provide a very PC interpretation if that's ok?

I would like to hear the pome as well please :)

There was a young man from Japan
Who's limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied Yes I know
then a rude word beginning with C - that was the funniest bit.

Yes the last line was the funniest, particularly the claim that no other word rhymed with the object of the ditty's name! I really hope you kept a note of it GetOrf because I can't remember it all but it certainly gave me a laugh.

:o