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Dating, Loitering and Sofa Surfing, It's All Happening! Dating Thread 16.

999 replies

TimeForMeAndDD · 02/06/2012 21:17

In continuation from previous thread:

Watch do not talk exclusivity until you have assessed the contents of his trouser department after the 5th date. Only after you have assessed the contents of his trouser department the 5th date do you decide whether or not the willy he is worth the commitment.

And yes, of course you go on Friday!! What on earth are you thinking woman! Today you were the BOSS of a coconut shy, a few of his friends will be nothing compared to that!

I've got to go make coffee, I've just watch Paying it Forward and I am in bits! BITS!

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watchoutforthatsnail · 07/06/2012 14:08

my poor neighbours though!!
too much noisey sex and then sheets on the line for 4 days in a row!!!
lol

singlemum2012 · 07/06/2012 14:08

TimeForMeAndDD - not heard that one before, that's hilarious!!

snail out of curiosity, what were his reasons for lack of orgasm? Try to enjoy and take each day at a time? So hard, I know... LOOOL at your sheets on the line!!!

sponge I agree re kissing, is good test of chemistry and is my favourite thing to do too Grin and Shock at snail's ex!!

hatesponge · 07/06/2012 14:10

Time mine neither, I would love to have cause to change my sheets 4 times in a week :)

Am v bored at work. I have lots to do but no will to do it! If it were tomorrow I could be drafting my text to door man...

singlemum2012 · 07/06/2012 14:11

Talking of nosy neighbours, mine are awful, I live in a cul-de-sac and everyone knows everyone. Once a guy dropped me off after a date, quick kiss at the door, no sooner had he gone than my neighbour sent me a text about him!!! So its really hard re bringing guys home, they are all smug marrieds and would be shocked at my antics so I try and keep away from home or get them to park round the corner!!! One guy was once trying to make out on the sofa and it was still light, I had to shut the curtains and was expecting a curious text any minute. Anyone else have this problem??

hatesponge · 07/06/2012 14:16

I don't speak to any of my neighbours which I find helps Grin

In my old house my lovely ex and I once took a duvet day off work together Grin...some a lot of noise may have ensued, it was only after which I realised my neighbour had been outside repairing his porch roof, about 6ft away from my (open of course...) bedroom window. I could never look him in the eye after that!

watchoutforthatsnail · 07/06/2012 14:21

single - yes!!! i have big bay windows, the sofa is opposite that. i have to close them id any kissing or anything is going on, else anyone can see everything!!!

my neighbours are lvoely, but old. they would never say anything, they might think it though!

sponge!!!!!!! :) brilliant.

PostBellumBugsy · 07/06/2012 14:31

Grin at Watches current laundry obsession!

Didn't get in until nearly 2am this morning & feel about a million years old today. This thread is about the only thing keeping me awake! Thank you all.

TimeForMeAndDD · 07/06/2012 14:31

I can just imagine the scene "eee Harry, that there watch must have a bloke in again, the curtains are shut" "Aye Mary, she must be very house proud too, she washes her sheets A Lot".

Luckily there is nothing going on here for my neighbours to gossip about! Grin

sponge why don't you just send the text now? I mean, why are we waiting until late Friday afternoon, Snape? Eh?

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ChildofIsis · 07/06/2012 14:36

Well I'm due to have a date during the day on saturday.
I'd texted that DD and I had been to our local city; where he works; and his response was it was a shame I hadn't told him cos he would've liked a lunchtime snog.

I don't know what DD would've made of it (well I'm sure she'd have been gob-smacked), but I thought it was a very sweet thing to say.
I love a good tongue sandwich snog, xh stopped snogging years ago.

singlemum2012 · 07/06/2012 14:44

childofisis lol @ lunchtime snog!

well I had my last last exam this morning, brief respite for a couple of months, so thank god I can reactivate my dating profile again. I had to hide both mine during revision times as its sooo distracting, haven't been online for about two weeks which I think is longest time ever! Now I can hunt and date again, yay!

Snapespeare · 07/06/2012 14:55

Because time late friday afternoon gives the perfect opportunity for a weekend date to materialise without any wriggle-room. :)

TimeForMeAndDD · 07/06/2012 14:57

Ahhh, I see now Snape. Smile

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MyLittleMiracles · 07/06/2012 15:12

You girls are gonna moan at me but I have been spending time sorting me out and decided to go to work rather than study.

Casual sex is great. If that's what you want or fwb's but erm I am happy being single.

PostBellumBugsy · 07/06/2012 15:18

MLM, what work are you thinking of? More info needed.

MyLittleMiracles · 07/06/2012 16:09

I want to get into law. Just not sure about the studying though. Need to get out the house. Though I see a lot of someone atm. But not as in a relationship iykwim. just chilling together. As friends.

watchoutforthatsnail · 07/06/2012 16:09

time - lol, lol. :) you are so funny. Im not THAT houseproud, its through necessity!!!!!! damn g spot orgams tend to make a whole lot of mess.....

child - horray for potential snogs, snogging is wonderful, all women love snogging!

mlm - why would any one moan at your for working?? working is great, do what you want to do.

right, i need to shower and get ready. catch you all laters.

TimeForMeAndDD · 07/06/2012 16:12

Sounds like you could be a gusher Watch, I've read about that Grin You should lay on a shower curtain, save some washing, and the environment! Grin

Have a lovely time Smile

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TimeForMeAndDD · 07/06/2012 16:13

Why not do both MLM, part time work and part time study?

What area of Law are you thinking of?

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watchoutforthatsnail · 07/06/2012 16:33

time, there isnt any ' sounds like' about it!!!
once wouldnt be too bad, but if we are talking up in the 20's frankly the whole bed needs changing.
he does it on purpose, apparently its ' amazing' im not complaining, bar the washing, obviously!

MyLittleMiracles · 07/06/2012 16:33

Criminal law. The area I love.

PostBellumBugsy · 07/06/2012 16:34

MLM, I think Sponge is a solicitor, maybe she could give you some advice. Can you touch type MLM? If you can type, would you consider admin type roles. I'm not 100% sure of this, but I think legal secretaries are fairly well paid.

arf (& possibly a bit barf) at Time & her gusher theory!

Have fun Watch.

TimeForMeAndDD · 07/06/2012 16:48

Tis not a theory though Post, watch has indeed confirmed she is a Super Soaker Grin

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Snapespeare · 07/06/2012 17:56

Have always felt a little embarrassed about the gushing. Blush. Not something you really mention in the early stages of a potentially sexual relationship... 'd'ya spit or swallow, pet? Gargle?'. ....

lubeybooby · 07/06/2012 18:07

Hello :o

Today, I am in love. Oh yes I am. Have had another of those epic dates.

I have BIRTHDAY PRESENTS from a MAN. an actual man who is male and everything. woah. SURPRISE presents, and the best sex of my entire life. and loads more besides

and it's not even my birthday yet.

This hasn't happened since I was 17.

I might be slightly drunk. and spoiled silly. :o

Snapespeare · 07/06/2012 18:14

lubey!!! :) :) :)