No make up no bragging, no kissing, no shagging, no tumbling hair, be a maiden fair. And you definitely won't see him for dust! Dating thread 14

[ChaoticismyLife]

Chastity belts at the ready...

Extra strong padlocks required...

no! this!

Nah, not a chance. More this. Same hair www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-579.htm

swoon.

You know, he, JD was spotted several times last year where i am going tomorrow. At one point it was said he has a house in the actual village.

JK ( the singer, not jk rowling) also had a car stolen/ crashed/ somethng happened to his car, i cant remember. Just up the road.

So actually, im going to be crashing my boat into mr depp. on purpose. Thats the plan.....

yes, yes watch but yours is an arranged meet up. mine would be absolutely the worst stalkerish behaviour EVAH! I'd run a mile, it's not Riochard Curtis romance, it's fatal attraction with the bonus of 2-4-1 drinks.

time - hahahahahahahahaha. hahahahahahaha. thats a FANTASTIC pic.

snort at he-man. at least he isnt in his 70s. I feel my standards slipping as my bile rises.

www.eadt.co.uk/news/suffolk_johnny_depp_s_links_to_county_dismissed_1_752488

exactly what they would say if he did have a house in the area.

didnt JK the singer run himself over in his merc?

That is Snape's date watch, you get what you pay for, and you don't get much for thirty two quid

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1158781/Chef-tells-court-smashed-Jay-Kays-1m-Ferrari-singer-offensive-remarks.html

jk. not rowing.

anyway, ill be celeb spotting and jdepp hunting.
Sneakily, while i pretend to be bowled over by my date.

Your date will be dressed to impress watch www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-578.htm

I can't wait for the update

yeah snape - thats exactly whats going to happen. exactly like that. ill probably do a bit of slow mo running too, a la pam anderson. ill pack a red swim suit. and it will be EXACTLY like that.

yes, but could you not go and hang out, and pretend to be cool and non stalkerish and just happen to bump into him.
and just not mention the dating site, until he says ' arent you that strange woman whos been sending me coded messages for days'

:)

OR, ramp up the stalking, buy some binoculars, and spy on him from a distance?

LOL. I can always rely on you guys to make me smile. And I have the perfect excuse to have a few drinks get smashed tomorrow night if just friends don't contact me. Chelsea play tomorrow night and its on itv1 kick off at 7.45 perfect little man goes bed at 7.30.

I resign myself to a future of he-man cosplay afficiandoes.

ah - good plan. shall draw some abs on with biro before i go anywhere!!

WHY!! why would you do that :)

dont - i did have a date last year with somone who was into, larp is it?
pretty much dressing up as an elf or something, he had fake, pointed ears and everything.

i didnt know this until i was sat opposite him in costas.

:)

10 posts to the end of the thread (oops, nine...possibly eight by now)

watch I'll arm wrestle you for 'the flash' guy with teh drawn-on 6-pack.

www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/lookalike_suffolk_depp_pictures_are_definitely_not_hollywood_star_1_633643

see, he even hangs out in my fav and often frequented castle.

Its only a matter of time till hes mine.

:)

i especially like the bit that says 'It is not the first time he has been spotted in Framlingham having reportedly also visited the Co-op store'

in fact, thats my fav bit of the whole article. bar the bit where the IMPERSONATOR says, ' its not him, its not me, the FACE IS TOO FAT'

love it :)
its the small things huh

snape - you should pick the title. - i dont think you have before? def your turn.

Fourth date n am gagging (shock).wish me luck

can't think of owt!

other than I have ammended my profile and I am now officially a GENIUS!

"Free sites proving a flop so giving paying a pop, dating thread no15"

Maybe? Perhaps?

hmmm- 1001 ways to beat paid sites - dating thread 15
how to outwit even the times
we are not stalkers, we are just clever
no, we do not date cosplayers
if you look like JD we will always say yes
Doors AND loos
Posh cock in a cage, where it frankly belongs
for gods sake, cut us some slack