No make up no bragging, no kissing, no shagging, no tumbling hair, be a maiden fair. And you definitely won't see him for dust! Dating thread 14

[ChaoticismyLife]

Chastity belts at the ready...

Extra strong padlocks required...

oh bugger I knew i mistyped something into my 'looking for' box.

'friends, activity partners, short-term dating, ,long term dating, fling, marriage, personal care assistant...'

www.pensionercock.com I am googling that.

Niche market. Shall we take it to dragons den?

A cock cage you say time, something that perhaps should be issued to men when they register for online dating..

God, which reminds me. Chatting to a nice man once, marine biologist. Said he wanted to send me some fish pics. Actually sent me a video of him being abused in some kind of dungeon.

I did respond. I said that must have cost a lot..

He said it did and it was worth it.

I asked him why he thought seeing that awful video, that he paid for, would make me want to meet him.

Idiot.

Watch - that is way more interesting than the really dull cum vids!

Hmmmm. It was very cheap looking. And the woman was awful, though clearly enjoying calling him names while he was blindfolded, with weights attached to various parts and stopping him breathing at various points.

Actually Time, I think you and I have a new vocation. LOL

Hi everyone, thanks for the welcome and the messages :)

Well they say it's like waiting for buses and it's that way for me!! I've got a two seperate dates over the weekend and an extreme possibility of an elusive second date Monday!!! BUT and its a big but.... I've just got a huge cold sore, arrgghhh, typical!! Looks like I might have to cancel :(

Sponge - Happy Birthday

MLM - I agree with the others, counselling sounds like it'd do you the world of good

Actually - don't let the cold sore put you off. To you it's huge, to a bloke it will be hardly noticeable. It would be a good excuse to put them off unwanted contact I guess, but that's up to you.
Don't cancel when you're on a roll.

watch that sounds quite fun to do too some of my ex's but no way would I send that to someone.

actually don't cancel, go enjoy yourself.

zovirax that cold sore into submission, go on your date, no one will notice! :)

at pensioner cock.

I wouldn't have anything to worry about if the police commandeered my laptop whistles innocently

Sponge Happy birthday!

My son has gone now so time to run a bath then get ready for tonight.

MLM Took your advice on what to wear. will be wearing coral jeans and a a white vest top.

SP I am sure you will look gorgeous. My laptop broke, so the police won't be able to take what I haven't got just let me keep my phone

Actually don't you dare cancel! I had a MASSIVE cold sore the day I went on my first date with my DP (pof), and we're still together a year later

Happy Birthday Sponge :)

Happy Birthday Sponge.

Not going out now. Knew I wouldn't

Go Go Go. Why not?? Go!

He said he as his son now but he has not asked to.rearrange or anything

Sp. When did he let you know this? Last min?

Last min cancellations/ vanishing acts are really common..usually because they are married and have enjoyed the fantasy of it all.

It's a shitter, because you have sorted a babysitter and spent ages getting ready. Whole lot of wasted effort. And It's a reason most of us stick to daytime coffee dates when we have childfree Time already scheduled in.

Because it frankly sucks arse when this sort of thing happens ( And It happens a lot)

Just a text saying he had his son. That is it

Oh SP it does suck when that happens. It really does.

wow mr tall is being funny again. now he is asking me if him working shifts will be a issue?

I said no, you have to work and i have commitments too, i have my dd and a job etc so wont be bugging you to meet up every 5 mins.

he then said he might not get to see me for 3-4weeks and said its not good news is it?

i said well it cant be helped as you have to work. so whats not good news about it?

god he is getting on my nerves... what am i gonna say? i know i need to tell him he is too much for me, but its not easy to say by text... as me dd's dad was very full on and i feel a little pressured by this kind of behaviour, it seems very needy to me.

oh SP I'm sorry :(

Watch is right she often is :)

This is the guy you met out shopping isnt it? You hope that RL guys would be more reliable & honest than the twats on dating sites but it's not always the case sadly.

He might have genuinely been dropped in it at the last minute, feel pissed off and bad that hes had to cancel. if thats the case then you'll probably hear from him tomorrow to rearrange.

If he is with someone, and cancelled cos he couldnt sneak out, you prob wont hear from him again, but you would have had a lucky escape.

It is shit though

It is shit that's why I prefer honesty.

Maybe he was dropped in it though. I did come across a profile on oasis, oh alright a contact request, user name justwantanaffair. I mean come on do I look desperate? Not accepted.

happy birthday sponge