No make up no bragging, no kissing, no shagging, no tumbling hair, be a maiden fair. And you definitely won't see him for dust! Dating thread 14

[ChaoticismyLife]

Chastity belts at the ready...

Extra strong padlocks required...

time - i know, cant rememeber what the outcome of the contesting was. wasnt it split - i should google?

Think it was all a horrible car crash Watch. I could be wrong here, but I don't really see Snape has an incredibly busty blonde gold digga!

Damn - crossed posts there - she bloody well is!!!!

Here you go watch en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Nicole_Smith a brief outline.

Post you have to remember, Snape deleted her profile then actually paid money to join another site. Paid. Money. To see Posh Cock. That should tell you something about Snape

it's the 'blonde' and 'gold-digging' I cant really manage. My cleavage would suffocate anyone within 10 yards. I should hand out snorkel-gear.

You can run but you cannot hide!

If you could hand out rubber gimp-masks as well as the snorkel, there will be men who would pay you handsomely

Ewwww! I just had to google gimp mask, I got the fright of my life!

post - i was being tongue in cheek - snape isnt like that at all :)

and speaking of posh cock, did either of those message you yet snape?

Off topic a bit, but oh my gosh! www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Male-CHASTITY-DEVICE-GIMP-Mask-Deprivation-Kinky-Bondage-Fetish-Gay-Ringlock-/180882408994?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item2a1d6e8622

I need to lie down. I've just seen some quite disturbing images.

thank christ no. I am loitering waiting to see if someone I messaged has logged in today yet. cute, 39, northern, ex goth, ex civil servant, union activist so we possibly know some of the same folk.

I shant bother giving him a name until contact is established. even then, I probably wont give him a name. :)

he is a cutie though.

hang on, didn't check pictures for teeth....

time!!

i have liberated myself from the potato blight that is pof.

im not clicking on that link. i am at work.
:)
but nothing, and i mean nothing would surprise me.

I once got sent a link by someone who was into fetishy things ( it was as a joke becuase it was the most bizzare website ever) It was some kind of fetish latexy stuff, mixed with capes. CAPES!!! and glove type things that had the fingers moulded together. and flippers. And hoods with cone things on the top. But all in blue, underwater, fish type patterns.
the mind boggles.

id look for it, but im at work ;)

ooh! ooh! new fan!!

off to check!

i like a nice cape.

but not on a 59 year old. what is going on here!? have I somehow created a profile that includes a subliminal message that zimmer-frames get me moist and my ideal date is a tea dance down the darby & joan?

I hope you realise time that I am only doing this as research for my book. 'a gold-diggers guide to funeral etiquette'

Watch it is a cock cage, that is what it is. It is a metal contraption with a padlock on it. I guess it is for posh cocks cos there is also a cheap plastic version, which I guess is for common cocks.

I hope my laptop is never taken away by the police, I dread to think what opinion they will have of me if they come across that in my history!!

Of course Snape, of course I don't believe you!

I think we should invite the Daily Fail to run an article on our dating exploits, complete with photographs. I reckon we would be inundated with offers from men wanting to take us out, all without having to pay!

Snape just a thought, but you've not signed up for 'Pensioner Cock' as opposed to 'Posh Cock' have you??

Time - I agree. I briefly thought about writing a book about my exploits when I did this back in 2004/5. I even got as far as making notes! The only thing is some of my exploits were very naughty & I could not have my photo - or even my name - associated with them. I'd have to have a nom de plume!

Call yourself 'Snape' Post.

Two of them had been in my sisters class at secondary school before she changed schools. I trusted them with my life and still would. They practically "vetted" any potential boyfriends. Two of them promised someone they would look after me while that person was away at boarding school, unfortunately he got meningitis at 13 and didn't make it, so they always kept their promise to look after me until I had someone else too. They got me out of some tight spots and put and end to relationships that would have been bad for me. There was an age range. The one I fancied (massively) was in the year above me.

My GP is aware of my past. But apparently I cope so well.

As for cuddles, I miss my besties but I see her in June, plenty of cuddles for me I thinks and a laugh and probably cry when I have to go I love my bestie

Time - you are on top form today!

MLM - lots of us on here cope well, but it doesn't mean that a bit of counselling wouldn't go amiss. Next time you go to see your GP, it might be worth asking for. After what you have been through, you would definitely be elligible for some. You are an amazing person - I think that is why we all feel a bit protective of you!