When life throws you potatoes, make chips! Be disappointed but never defeated! Dating thread No:13

[ChaoticAngel]

"you say potato, I say potatNO"

Down with potatoes

As you were....

Sponge I think these men think we think as they do, that their 'appendage' is some beautiful thing to be admired and swooned over. Personally, I think cocks are the ugliest part of a man. Now, if I was to be sent a pic of a nice, tanned and toned forearm, it would be a different story altogether!

I have found that googling with a little bit of detail is a very useful thing. Have tried googling myself and I seem a little harder to find things out about, which is no bad thing.

betty that's good advice from sponge. Be prepared to see his name under the heading 'Janitor'.

time I agree. A nice toned forearm would be very nice. But no, an ugly cock instead

It baffles me, it really does. I agree they are the ugliest part of a man. Hands, arms, shoulders, even a muscly thigh. Anything other than that.

I don't eat lunch but if I did it would have put me off it.

This thread is definitely making me feel a whole lot better. I'm just not the kind of girl you'd send a photo of your cock to - that's just mental Mind you, I've just remembered I was seeing a guy a few years ago who used to send me photos of his cock all the time (he had a lovely cock though ) God, this is making me laugh.

hatesponge, he tells me he goes into different schools that are failing, so I'm not sure what that means. He has 2 children and says he is divorced. He's asking questions about my job and if I'm nervous about SATs for my son. I feel less nervous about him now. He seems a bit more normal. I'll still be cautious though. His photo is really blurred so I don't really have a good idea what he looks like. He might be a complete munter.

Maybe we should add that to our profiles. 'I would rather see a photo of your grandma than your cock. Grandma's are lovely to look at and nice to kiss. Cocks are not!'

Think about what's made that fore arm so toned though? Lol. Sorry yuck I know

Betty, whatever you do, do not set your profile to Intimate Encounter. You will be inundated with cocks. Lot's of cocks, all different shapes and sizes. I have a special file.....

You girls make me laugh. I love you all. Even when I feel crappy.

My profile already says I don't want to see naked photos!

He probably didn't bother to read it .

betty tell him his photo's blurry and ask if he can send you another (best specify you want to see one of his FACE though, just to be on the safe side!). Is he claiming to be an inspector or troubleshooter then? I'd still remain healthily sceptical and once you've got his full name, have a good go at googling his name with things like headteacher, education dept etc etc :)

OMG. So that's what intimate encounters mean. No, I couldn't cope with cock. In fact I haven't had a whiff of cock in over 3 years. Ehw, that's not right is it - not that I want a whiff of a bit of cock Where are these men's inhibitions - clearly jumped out the window with their pride and dignity. Jesus joannie, are there really women out there who respond to men who pose with their cocks in the air. Ooh yeah, gimme a bit o that! Surely not?

hatesponge, that's my next question to him - the name thing and photo (not of his cock). Yes, he says he's a trouble shooter and he feels a bit of a fake (which I thought was quite nice - a bit of honesty - maybe). We'll see what he comes back with.

once you have his name, I'd suggest google search, facebook, and linked in. Between the 3 something should come up, depending on how unusual his name is. If it's unusual-ish you will almost certainly find if not him then a family member (helps if you know some of their names...).

I am not really a serial stalker

OMG hatesponge, you're scary but right of course. I'll check him out good and proper if I get past the email back and furret stage.

betty - i think we all get the crazy people, i think they message everyone.

sponge - are you going to continue speaking to the army guy?

MLM - what has just friends been saying? why are you feeling sad?

hey just wondering if you can have a look at this profile for me? I'm wondering why all the pictures look blury:

one www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=34502784

Fraid so betty, and get this, there are women out there who send pics of their bits to men!! It's like the adult version of playground 'swapsies', you know, when you used to trade cards or bigger marbles? Now it's cocks and lady bits!

notsure that link isn't working for me.

Not working for me either.

boomtingz The Barracuda?

Bad lighting, mobile phone camera with only a small pixel thingy maybe?

yes thats it boomtingz

Because I'm tired this has only just occured(sp) to me

POF profile

That pic of the poster gives me the creeps for some reason

I thought it was a fake profile as I thought he looked like someone from a film? possibly a scary film? lol