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When life throws you potatoes, make chips! Be disappointed but never defeated! Dating thread No:13

999 replies

ChaoticAngel · 26/04/2012 21:31

"you say potato, I say potatNO"

Down with potatoes Grin

As you were....

OP posts:
ChaoticismyLife · 09/05/2012 20:59

Ooh, I like that, can I knick if I ever get around to proactive dating as opposed to passive dating?

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:04

Yes, you can Chaotic Smile

It works for me! Grin

watchoutforthatsnail · 09/05/2012 21:06

Yes, proof It's not you, but you did know that deep.down, you just wanted reassuring..

I.normally say ' fab Profile, though id say hi :) '

I normally get a response... Must be my user name though, because.90's brit pop album titles quite often translate into men's heads as ' I will have sex'

Bollocks!!!!!

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:06

I'm starting to have doubts about this teacher. He seems 'normal' ShockShock

Just had a message from Shreks uglier brother "Hey, you are still looking good. God, you look so sweet xxxx" I've never seen him before in my life! He's probably used my pic as wank fodder. And I'm not showing anything!

ChaoticismyLife · 09/05/2012 21:09

Ty :) I have to admit I struggle sometimes on what to say when contacting someone. Face to face I'm fine but I tend to find I spark off what the other person is saying so find two way conversations easier than thinking what to type, especially as a first contact.

ChaoticismyLife · 09/05/2012 21:10

Normal Shock What's he doing on POF then? Hmm...maybe he wears women's underwear Wink

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:12

We should think of new usernames.

CrossedLeggedAndStayingThatWay.

LadyGardenLockDown.

NoEntryNoPublicThoroughfare

FiveDatesAndYoureIn

KeepYourCockToYourself

StayOutOfMyPants

DontEvenGoThere!

IfYouLikeItThenYouPutARingOnItOrYouDontGetTheGoods

Just a few suggestions girls Grin

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:14

Grin maybe I should ask him! I've already asked him if he is going to spring spanking or BDSM on me further down the line. Luckily he has a sense of humour too Grin

ChaoticismyLife · 09/05/2012 21:14

ChastityBeltsasStandard?

Grin
TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:17

Ha! He just asked if I prefer stockings or tights!!! Got him!! Knew he was too good to be true! And that was a unprovoked question, I did nothing to encourage it, honest, cross my heart and hope to die!

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:17

Grin love it Chaotic*!

MyLittleMiracles · 09/05/2012 21:19

We probably should change our user names I mean obviously mummyMLM screams up for sex of course!

watchoutforthatsnail · 09/05/2012 21:21

Love the New names

Idontdoseximagoodgirl.

Time, typical!

Swapped numbers with tonights musician, henceforth known as the scruff :)

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:22

I like mummyMLM. Tis perfect!

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:24

My new username

IWantAShagButYouHaveToPromiseYouWillSeeMeAgainAfterIPromiseNextTimeWillBeBetter,

hatesponge · 09/05/2012 21:24

I rather like IfYouLikeItThenYouPutARingOnItOrYouDontGetTheGoods

Grin
MyLittleMiracles · 09/05/2012 21:26

That actually is my user name well its mummyellie, so of course I scream desperate for sex.

ChaoticismyLife · 09/05/2012 21:27

Time nobody's perfect...except maybe us on this thread Wink

MyLittleMiracles · 09/05/2012 21:33

Of course we are. Perfect little angels in everyway.

TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:34
Grin

We on this thread are very perfect. That's why we are single, cos we are limited in what's out there for us. Or it could be cos we have standards

Grin
TimeForMeAndDD · 09/05/2012 21:38

How's the new job going Chaotic? Grin

hatesponge · 09/05/2012 21:39

There's a new thing on POF. You don't have to send a msg to a man, you can just send a flirt now instead.

Assuming you can find someone worth sending one to of course!...

ChaoticismyLife · 09/05/2012 21:41

I decided not to take it. The pay was well below my salary expectations Grin

MyLittleMiracles · 09/05/2012 21:42

I certainly do have standards very high ones.

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