Time wasters need not apply, Soul Soothers come hither Dating Chat Part 11

[hatesponge]

Ta-da! Think this is the first one I've started.

I am still feeling somewhat feisty. Told my team off at work for being too noisy and was generally stroppy. Might have to go and start a row in AIBU or something!

So, dating, as you were etc

Not forgetting of course that I have a second date at the weekend!

I've got a little bit of PMT today. Can you tell?

time - he lookds like some kind of 1980's wrestler...

fuddybuck sent me this

Hi - Lydia - is that you?

If so - it's been a long time.

If not - oops - sorry - how embarrassing....x

Stewart.x.

God loves a trier I suppose.

yeah watch he does!

Do ya fancy him?

This one thinks I'm beautiful xpertise. Slight improvement on the others but he reminds me of Andy Sugden in Emmerdale.

No idea about having his profile hidden but I had the same problem with another username yesterday.

Just had same problem with fuddybuck.

Will try xpertise.

Found xpertise840 in Ohio???

Just read the Andy Sugden bit properly. This one had no pic.

No, he's in Lancashire. Don't tell me it's another hidden one. Maybe they have got wind of what we are up to

Possibly, cowards the lot of 'em, if so, hiding themselves.

Just been looking on oasisdating and someone has the username lovestrapon...okaaaaayyy.

expect its a hidden one... which means they are probably married or something...

time - yeah, fancy him lots, hold me back!

"Ere lads, hide yer profiles, that lot from Mumsnet are after us, scary lot they are!"

Oasis classier than POF then?

and im still laughing at the ' apparently he made a profile by accident'
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brilliant - we need to compile a list of ' crap things men say when online dating' and the book should be called 'apparently he made a profile by accident'

So, I asked xpertise if he is married as his profile is hidden from search. He has replied "Very single huni (HUNI?? Just hidden profile as was getting so many unwanted messages"

So that must be the way to do it girls, hide your profile, you are bound to pull!

this is the level of man I attract on pof:

www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=38138270

He said he would explain how that happened when we met but I didn't have long to agree to meet him because he was about to delete his profile. Big fat fibber! Do I look like I was born yesterday? I ask you....!!

I thought you might like him watch, ginger mullet and all that

Phwoar!! Sponge, I will trade you for Rob-MCFC

I feel sick. I don't know if it's wading through all these profiles or that piece of belly pork I just ate.

I've pulled! Another one who thinks we will get on, because we are looking for the same things 1888Jay1888

"Normal ish fella looking for normal ish woman with ample cleavage & a sense of humour."

You'd definitely need a sense of humour

What about this
randydriver
4/13/2012 2:37:49 PM
may i say you look a very pritty girl all i am on here for is chat and sexy chat just to pass day away so if you wana chat great if not i wont be offended but pls message back saying no thanks i wont bother you anymore good luck in what you looking for

Time It's definitely 1888Jay1888, not the belly pork

randydriver I take it the pic is of his better looking brother

Wrt Oasis, from memory, as I've only rejoin about a couple of hours ago, I'd say it's probably more like OKcupid.

What about Hey66? He is tall, looks reasonable from his one photo. Although one photo worries me knowing how many looks one face can harbour.