The honing of the twat radars - dating chat thread number 9

[lubeybooby]

Thread got too big so here's a new one :o

All dating, online or otherwise in here please

Chit chat to serious stuff - off we go!

it was only one Bacon sandwich.

:)

I have thoroughly disgraced myself & suspect London transport will publish posters with photos taken from their security cameras with 'wanted! For snogging like teenager on tfl property whilst clearly being in mid forties'

I've still got it. Dusted off my moves, oh yeaaaaaah.

Excellent news Snapespeare!!
I'm not sure what the penalty is for public snogging whilst over 40...but I'm sure it was worth the risk

I like your style Snape

You beat my 'over a pub table' and 'ikea carpark' hands down

I take it he had nice forearms?

Morning.

I now have found two nice men who I am emailing from PoF, and one lives really close to me.

They seem keen but haven't asked to meet up yet. Is there some sort of etiquette to this? Buggered if I'm suggesting it first.

Snape, well done on the snogging. I'd forgotten how lovely snogging is until the last year and you know what, it doesn't matter that you were on London transport. Good on you! (Searching YouTube as we speak for evidence........)

That was how I used to select my IE men. If they spoke about loving kissing, then, in my experience, they wanted the closeness as well as the sex which meant for lovely evenings with strangers.

Have good weekends daters......

Jeezy Creezy! I have just got in!
I am ashamed!!! (possibly not really)

I really need a nap, and a cup of tea, not necessarily in that order.

Well done Snape!
And glad you're ok Feedback. :)

Dating! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!

He had very nice forearms indeed! I think one of the things I like most about him, is that I can quite clearly see what he was like when he was a lot younger. We'll see how it goes...

Snape, are you walking with a swagger this morning? :)
Fantastic. So, we need to know more about him...

Abd daisy :)
We need a victory lap of high fives!

I had a rather excellent evening. And should be seeing him again in the week.

I'm on a site where the men have an option to specify the size of their manhood in the profile (yes really )
anyway, I just got a message from a bloke who has put small!!

Of course the very idea is just naff, any sensible person would just not fill out those bits, I certainly dont fill out all the options in my profile.

Perhaps he is being ironic...or is that crediting him with an unlikely level of sophistication?

I squelched all the way home, he is absolutely going to get it and get it good

Off out to invest in stockings...

I have napped and supped. Now feel bit more like a human being.

I am pleased to report that we got on like a House On Fire. Loads in common, went to all the same places in our youth, know people in common, laughed. Great night out, no effort at all. Little bit older than my usual demographic, but he's not in bad shape, and he was honest about his age.

Stopped off at his for a cup of tea (honest) on the way home, intending to get a taxi to mine from there. Didn't get the taxi until 8.30 this morning.

The self-control deserted me. Had a lovely snog and fooled around fell asleep accidentally and was still there this morning.
That man is the King of Spooning. Very nice. I could well get a taste for this.

And I did end up in a band tshirt, it just wasn't mine.

I wouldn't think he was relationship material, even if I was looking for that. Seems a bit established as a bachelor. Perhaps I might give this FWB thing a try? He seemed keen to go out again.

Snape are you going to spill any more details? I'm glad you had a lovely snog also. Makes you feel glad to be alive.

watch, did the outfit do the trick then?

lovesa why would anyone advertise a small penis? Unless he maybe gets sympathy?

@ squelching.

What on earth would make someone tick small? I'm all for honesty but really???

Is everyone recovering from their dates tonight?

I met up with the 27 year old tonight - so cute! so very cute and a really lovely kisser, I have joined the cougar club

Quiet around here this weekend, sounds like lots of good fdates though.

Welcome to the club MsCello

Pfft, spasmodic texting from Mr. Distraction, no firm plans to meet up again yet, looks like I won't be blowing away the fanjo cobwebs anytime too soon.... I refuse to set up a shag!

Snape You should do what you're comfortable with, but remember that you're a modern, independent woman a la Beyonce. .
If you want a shag, don't deny yourself.

I need emergency ettiquette advice. Mr Friday night has asked me out for dinner.

Grr, MsC! A 27 yr old? Nice one!

I have decided that the real reason i want a fella is so i can steal their x box360/ playstation 3. Not sure about dating atm! Although have been invited out, and for tomorrow too, but start gym tomorrow with lisa...yes mid february! I want to be a size 8 before i date i think! Or at least have less bely. Where again can i buy them control pants? They do control dresses too now to go underneath dont they?? Maybe if the right one came along!

Where the bloody hell is everyone? Far too busy to have a moan about men? Never!

I've been around, not much to report other than the spring chicken had been texting all day

Can he really be serious? He says he is looking for a relationship, fair enough - but with a 45 y/old??? I've found stalked him on twitter and facebook. He has semi famous friends! He seems very busy and happy, partying like a youngster should. Not sure what his game is tbh

Finding it all a bit bizarre but prob meeting him tomorrow night, it is valentines day after all

Mrs C - dont worrry about what he wants, just go with the flow and enjoy it in the mean time.
This is my plan with the teacher, Im just going along with it, see what happens ( though im thinking its going to be a purely sex thing)

snape - have you heard anymore from him? hes not stopped contacting you, so i wouldnt think that he doesnt want to see you again...

dating - it depends where the dinner is, if its somewhere casual, then yep, fine, if it involves dressing up, nope, too serious for me, but thats just me.

Anyway - happy valentines day to all of you :)

happy hallmark day you gorgeous, clever, spirited women! (and poppa!)

not a peep from mr distraction - just as well as bloody-biology is not on my side this week

lovely evening with PM last night though. the distraction doesn't appear to be working very well. feel a bit weird, ah well.

Happy non-specific occasion ladies!

I have received interflora flowers from the Ex. Knobhead.
They are a) not particularly appreciated, b) not very nice.
Would you keep them, bin them or pass them on?