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The honing of the twat radars - dating chat thread number 9

999 replies

lubeybooby · 08/02/2012 20:24

Thread got too big so here's a new one :o

All dating, online or otherwise in here please

Chit chat to serious stuff - off we go!

OP posts:
Snapespeare · 05/03/2012 11:10

Yes, I do get the impression that £4k worth of teeth and tan and broccoli and tuna would result in a bit of worship-wanting. high-five for the slightly overweight chip-eaters with less ridiculous bits. wonder if Mr ben has done porn...

oh I know he's a bullshitter loves I just find the premise interesting. I think he may have said he is bi....and he's in a relationship... Hmm so i wonder why he is touting for business. it's a strange world.

I am an awesome friend, I'm a nice person, dammit - I therefore don't believe in karma one jot as I would be rolling in cash and in a perfect relationship Hmm if that were the case! :)

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/03/2012 11:20

his mum paid for his teeth, hahahahahaha. Im high fiving you for the slightly podgy chip eaters who like to drink and lie on the sofa.

yesterday i kept finding bits of condoms everywhere because he kept busting through them.

Anyway - it was all quite funny, i found it funny, i know i fell laughing at one of the eat. my. cum 's probably not the reaction he was hoping for.

:)

yes, you are nice, we all are. your theory has to be right. HAS to be.

lovesineffable · 05/03/2012 11:32

i'd settle for rolling in cash:)

mummys boy huh..well that figures!

Snapespeare · 05/03/2012 12:40

his mum paid for his teeth at least he had teeth! Wink

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/03/2012 12:46

yeah, weird really. Weirder still, was that he doesnt work, well, sort of works for his brother, in the evening, because he cant work in a proper job, because it doesnt give him enough time in the gym?!?!?!?

Its all rather strange, especially when he started talking about ' mirror faces' ie - the faces you pull when you look in the mirror... im guessing he meant posing faces.

the rum and my libido have a lot to answer for.

lovesineffable · 05/03/2012 12:52

i know plenty of bodybuilders, they wouldnt spend more than 6 hours a week training..did he say he competes?
If he is peter andre size he's not a body builder, he's a pretty boy wannabe

DatingSausage · 05/03/2012 13:00

Hello everyone, shame about big cock man being a lame lover, I used to have a bf who liked to cum over my face, I found it erotic to start with then it got a bit old.

I'm not sure about my pof man; I didn't find him as much as a turn on yesterday when I went round for dinner. I think I really like the smart suit & overcoat thing, I was really into him on that 2nd date. I find him quite tense & rigid when we're kissing etc too, like a big tree trunk or something, but maybe thats because he's nervous? I dunno, there are too many good things about him to just give up, plus he bought me some pretty nice flowers, & cooked a great dinner!

I'll keep on seeing how things go for now, maybe i'll just suddenly want to jump on him when least expected Shock

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/03/2012 13:13

yeah, he does compeat. i think he spends a lot of time posing..... lol

datings - worth another date?

DatingSausage · 05/03/2012 13:19

Yeah he's worth another date, i'll meet him from work again this time & see what happens. It's been so long since I did any of this stuff! I'm not in a very sexy mood anyway now as my hormones are in eat / sleep / grumpy mode.

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/03/2012 16:00

ah, well. hope it goes ok.

Im in a stupidly sexy mood, think dog on heat and thats about half way there. With that in mind i have a date sat. Remember the tattooed surfer from before xmas? well, him. Hes called me this afternoon.... And, yeah, im excited. Dirty blonde, stubbly man added to my fb today for that that want a nose.

PostBellumBugsy · 05/03/2012 16:04

Damn, I'm missing so much info. Need to know more about Snape's poorly person that she delivered nice things to (with an ulterior motive) & more about Watch's tattooed surfer (who sounds sexy).

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/03/2012 16:19

ill let snape do a quick run down on that.

He is sexy. We pof'ed, added on fb, he was going to call me, phone was broken, then it was xmas. Too late to pick it up again, so thought nothing of it.

He messaged me on there, under my new profile last week, we texted a bit, i already had a date for the weekend, he had his dd. But he text me today to sort somethng out for this weekend. Hes a rum drinking, tatooed, tall man. Who surfs and is in a band. WIth long hair and stubble.
Who like me is busy and doesnt want anything full on, but wants lots of regualr sex.

Date sat, i live in hope.
At least there will be no fkae tan on my sheets this time and i know he will get drunk on rum with me :)

He also calling me this evening :) and called a few mins ago. This could be fun.

PostBellumBugsy · 05/03/2012 16:27

Cool that he has pursued you! Sounds much more sexy (& interesting) than Fake Tan Boy too.

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/03/2012 16:32

a slug would be more interesting than fake tan boy. But i knew that before i met him. I only went because of his cock. I know that sounds awful.

Yeah, we will get on, but i knew that from when we talked before. exciting.

Snapespeare · 05/03/2012 17:20

:) at watch - good. hope it goes well.

PM is platonic man, my best male friend that i have a hugely unrequited thing for. too sad to elaborate really...

you'll like this ladies. I'm off to the GUM. condoms were used, I still have an itch. :( no wonder i haven't heard from the man.

lovesineffable · 05/03/2012 19:17

It's probably nothing Snape (but obviously get checked anyway)
If it's any help I have found biofem very useful and soothing for soreness caused by extra enthusiastic sex

PostBellumBugsy · 05/03/2012 21:14

Aha, Platonic Man - so slow on the uptake! Hope itch is nothing serious.

MyLittleMiracle · 06/03/2012 18:06

Hope its nothing serious for you! Maybe an allergic reaction to fake tan??

watchoutforthatsnail · 07/03/2012 09:30

littlemircle - you havegot me and snape mixed up there.

Snape - oh no, thats awful. Do you get the results straight away? Hope its nothing too nasty.

dating sausgae - so, do you have another date set up?

dating minefield - did you hear from that guy? or dont you want to.

I spoke to the surfer on the phone yesterday. First one in a long time im actually really excited about meeting, cant wait for sat :)
( because ive said that, it can only go hideously wrong, cant it)

PostBellumBugsy · 07/03/2012 09:45

Snape hope you are ok and itch was nothing to worry about.

Watch, no reason for it to go wrong. He's obviously keen to meet you & unless he has suddenly gone ugly or developed really bad halitosis - sounds like you should be on for a fun night.

I have my date tonight. Thankfully, I am in an all day meeting - would never normally write those words - but I will be busy & occupied all day - so unable to start worrying about it being a crap date!

watchoutforthatsnail · 07/03/2012 10:04

ah, dont, i hadnt considered that he might smell!!!! lol

Hes keen to meet me because its under the FWB thing, lets not kid ourseleves here. But we have got on really well on the phone, and then he got talking about festivals, and tim minchin, whos going to a local one, and he said we could both go, and take our girls ( he went last year), i was like, yeah, maybe.
But hes that kind of guy, open and enthuastic about doing stuff, which is how i am too.... so, i know we are going to get on, and quite possibly will actually end up with the friend part from the fwb bit too.
And hes a rum drinker :)
with an apparently, almost 9, read as 8.5, inch penis too

its the first date tonight, isnt it? exciting. will await an update.

Zanywany · 07/03/2012 11:22

Hi everyone

Quick update from me. The Yacht/boat was amazing and had a really good time. Still feeling a bit sore though as I burnt my shoulders. Was lovely spending so much time together and now we're back I'm seriously thinking I would like him to move in. His Dad and stpemum were lovely and even gave us their room as it was bigger although it meant I didn't dare have sex in the bed but been busy making up for it since we got back Grin

Sounds like a good potential date Watch especially if he likes festivals and has an almost 9 incher

How did you get on at the GUM Snape could just be a reaction to the condom

adamschic · 07/03/2012 11:34

Zany, the holiday sounds fabulous and it seems to have brought you more together. It's a big step, moving in, but if you both feel it's the right way forwards then go for it.

PoppaRob · 07/03/2012 11:42

Zany it all sounds excellent mate! On ya! :)

FreakoidOrganisoid · 07/03/2012 13:17

Grin zany really happy it went well!

watch sounds horrendous. eat. my. cum. PMSL

snape any news? Hope you're ok and it's just an itch, nothing serious.

I am currently waiting to do a pg test as we had a condom fail. Took map but was right on ovulation so still a bit scared, period seems to be coming (bit of brown stuff like you get at beginning and end) but won't relax til I get a negative test...not due on til Sat though so having to wait. Time to sort out some proper contraception methinks.

Had a bit of a chat yesterday and it was said that we both really like each other and look forward to seeing each other, enjoy each others company etc. He said he hasn't felt this way about anyone for a while Smile But we also said we are really enjoying it for what it is at the moment, without feeling the need to rush it and it could ruin things if we got too full on or too serious too quickly so we're just going to carry on seeing each other, taking it slow and see where we end up Smile I'm mostly just really happy we're on the same page, it's been so easy with him so far with no angst or mixed signals so I have high hopes without feeling the need to make it more serious yet.