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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

OP posts:
Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 12:21

right. I'm going to have to put myself out there (again) I think. all previous internet dating has been rubbish, but i'm setting myself up for it again, if only to actually see a photo of a penis. I've started with smooch, because I don't haveto write tons of elegantly crafted self description. I'll get at POF and guardian soulmates when i get back from the gym.

oh! that it should come to this!

Zanywany · 10/10/2011 12:24

I just didn't realise that its would be so hard to find a decent new owner Grin. I recently read on the emotionally abuse thread that had a link to 'Narcassistic's' and my ex is definately one, I was reading it open mouthed at how simular it was to the things he used to say.

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 12:29

Yep, totally with you on that too Zany I had a library of books on such a subject, just trying to work him out. Anyway, one fantastic consolation is that we are now free and in a far better place so should end up with a good un this time round Smile

Snapespeare prepare yourself for lots of dross from Smooch. Much better dross on POF. Penis pictures are on Cupid, not sure what you will get from Guardian Soulmates but it should be upper class Grin

wrigglytummy · 10/10/2011 12:52

Snape you are brave, Smooch was a bad experience for me. I agree with Time, POF has lots of dross but if you dog hard enough & cast your net wide enough, it is worth a giggle.

adamschic · 10/10/2011 12:58

Lubey, you mean you've lost count disgusting! me too Grin. Tbh some of them are best forgotton but certainly more have been well worth remembering.

Waves to Snape.

I'm still waiting for the local lovely man to answer my message on POF.

lubeybooby · 10/10/2011 13:11

Ha :o not only have I lost count, but I lost count by the time I was about 18. Happy days! :o

Zanywany · 10/10/2011 13:14
Zanywany · 10/10/2011 13:15
TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 13:35

Well, at the grand old age that I am, I have some serious catching up to do!! Grin

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

PoppaRob · 10/10/2011 13:40

Power?s off here so using my phone. :( time, please come here for a visit so i can show you that sex can and should be a celebration of being alive.

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