' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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started.

I'm confused Mike-666

Time dare you to get a pic and see what he looks like when not being a french maid

Right, I'm off to prepare my x factor banquet. Laters :o

Awh, basque man is quite sweet

I've just got a message off Iweara_basque too.

He called me hun

I've recommended he have a photo of himself in his more regular attire too, as the 'other' profiles do

I'm being given some very nice dirty seductive talk from a lovely looking young man! It's melting my Whole Nut!

Name???

jamie_jonesuk he is a marine engineer Not that cute but certainly saying all the right things. As am I

Goofusbug wants to chat if you want to take him off my hands Chaotic

If you don't want him let me know and I'll look into moving to Newcastle

Goofusbug no, I'll pass thanks.

Mind you I've just had a contact saying 'nice x'. That's it, nothing more Obviously the talkative type who loves to make an effort.

You can share jamie if you want? Send him a message, he will think all his Christmases have come at once with the both of us at him

He has gone to work but given me his email address

Nice.... faithlovehopecharity

right excuse bad grammar but i'm on laptop again.

faithlovehopecharity nice but i do, slightly, prefer jamie

Jamie is desperate for a shag

Have you messaged him? Send him a message!! He will love it, trust me.

that requires me having to think what to say

/applies oil to brain, flips switch and hopes for the best/

Tell him he is hot! Then tell him he looks like he could be good with his hands in a marine engineer sort of way, he will think you are psychic

oh, god, says the non believer that was excrutiating. it didn't help that i forgot that i could still use the ' key because it doesn't need the shift key to work

What was? have you messaged him>

ffs too late. i wish i'd seen that post before i went and messaged him.

now i know why i wait for them to message me. he'll probably block me as psycho of the year. and i broke a nail

I've been advising basque man. He changed his pic but it is still too sexual. He only joined this aft and is new to all this. I've told him to get some less sexual pics taken, more feminine and normal poses required. Bless him.

my problem is i work better in a two way conversation where i can pick up on cues from the other person.

s1964 manboobs should not be allowed.

Eughhhh! Now that is gross!

How's this for a FIRST message? Needy much?

Oh go on say hi ...give me a chance lol what do we really have to lose and whats more I think your absolutely lovely and we do have lots in common, If you really are looking for someone in your life to really love you and want you then i'm your man xx I really do hope I hear from you.

Needless to say, he won't.