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Original poster

A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

234 replies

mum2sam · 05/12/2005 22:26

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

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HappyMumof2TurtleDoves · 07/12/2005 21:17

CmGH, that is far tmi!!!

QueensSpeechEagle · 07/12/2005 21:17

Shaved sack is deffo better than all hairy beary. Heightens the sensation for the old fella as well.

I usually spit with my eyes shut as seeing the globulus mass makes me heave, big time.

flutterbeedreaminofawhitexmas · 07/12/2005 21:17

Forgot to say an X of mine from New York shaved everything off it made no difference to me as he kept it nice and smooth all the time, but he did admit he only did it because it made his nob look bigger and I have to say it really did work.

P.S. His nob was pretty big anyway but I was a bit scared when I first saw it because shaving it all off really did make it look that much bigger. He also told me it's pretty much the norm in the US as is being circumcised he may have been talking crap though.

CheekymonkeysGreatestHits · 07/12/2005 21:31

Pull the old fella out just as he's about to shoot and let it go all over him, I don't particulary like the taste or texture - especially after a curry and beer!

crimbocrazydazy · 07/12/2005 21:33

DP reckons his is like "tatty water" since he had the snip but I beg to differ...it still has the porrigy texture and scares the hell outta me so no way is it getting in my mouth.

wewishyouamerryKITTYmas · 07/12/2005 21:38

If they have eaten garlic the day before you can taste it (heave emoticon)

still wondering about shaving the sack TBH imaacing I can understand, maybe waxing but shaving???

CheekymonkeysGreatestHits · 07/12/2005 21:41

Lovely smooth finish!

I also know that if I give into DH that I will be able to get into bed the following night with no threat of a poke in the back
Anything for a quiet life - well almost!

crimbocrazydazy · 07/12/2005 21:42

Uggggh and if you saw a shaving rash you might think he had a kind of VD.

CheekymonkeysGreatestHits · 07/12/2005 21:44

Don't look, just feel your way!

twotonetinsel · 08/12/2005 00:10

Had to abandon this thread as getting late and not very good at laughing silently

Then went downstairs and watched a man putting mousetraps on his willy

sallyhollyberry · 08/12/2005 00:11

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twotonetinsel · 08/12/2005 00:13

I should add the trapped winkle was on the telly, Chris Tarrant on tv.

DH has yet to perfect this trick.

sallyhollyberry · 08/12/2005 00:14

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Mincepiedermama · 08/12/2005 00:17

I still give my husband head

massages whenever he wants them. Great for relieving stress.

RachD · 08/12/2005 15:06

oooh I have laughed.
Spitting, swallowing.
Strawberries.
Now shaved balls.
What's next ?
Can't wait.

lazyanna · 08/12/2005 18:16

I wonder how the same thread is doing on dadsnet?

crimbocrazydazy · 08/12/2005 21:16

Yeah the thread title would be "which lips do you prefer to kiss?"

CaptainDippyInTheSnow · 09/12/2005 00:10

I am laughing my head off - This is soooo funny!! Even to someone like me who has absolutely no libido whatsoever - haven't had sex since Sept last year - How completely horrifically SAD is that!!? Please tell me there's someone out there who has the same troubles as me!!!!?

lazyanna · 09/12/2005 08:07

Capt D - last time was the birthday before last - not for want of encouragement on my part though

CaptainDippyInTheSnow · 09/12/2005 10:25

Do you still love your hubby / partner lazyanna? I just can't give him what he wants. My body won't let me. It is horrid and gets me so down.

lazyanna · 09/12/2005 11:13

I'm not sure - we get on fine, but that side of things just sort of dwindled, and I don't think I noticed until it was too late - I have tried to encourage him, because it is nice to feel wanted, but it just hasn't happened. It's not the end of the world.

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mum2sam · 09/12/2005 14:33

Bloody hell didnt realise I would get such a repsonse what have I been missing. I love that phrase form sex and the city 'honey they dont call it a job for nothing'.Im with you sackache i tend to dodge out the way or finish him off with my hand. Last time i even tried to swallow i ended up spitting it up all over him i just told him he caught me by surprise :0

My husband loves going down there which i find strange. Any how he was down there doing the business one night when all of a sudden i felt his mouth go somewhere where it really shouldnt :0 I mean why, why, why........

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tegan · 09/12/2005 16:31

my dh is up for anything but I am more of a missionary girl with no excitement in me at all.

shannen · 09/12/2005 16:33

his mouth went somehere it shouldn't?!?!?! OMG that is gross - how offputting!!!!!!!!

shannen · 09/12/2005 16:33

to say the least