A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

[mum2sam]

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

Have I, Sacky ? [perversely proud emoticon]

Texture is like minty Gaviscon (unfortunately I've had too much of that recently).

I'm a 2 at least if you swallow it it's not erm (how can I put this) reappearing in your pants for days afterwards, hate that!

Yes but its not as if the WWW knows who the person is, that is why we have references "DP" etc...good job really as I don't think DP would be too impressed about the things I have said

lol crazydazy.

We all might even be making it up! I might be a raging swallower! >gulp< >shlurrp

I don't usually come on here at this time but just HAD TO find out how this thread was going on, DP literally dragged me away from the computer last night - obviously turned him on all these women talking about blow jobs (kept telling him about the various posts).

Sadly for him was too knackered and went to sleep

I know that
but I will never be able to get past it
he doesn't have a beard as well does he? MrNDP, nothing for them to get lodged in?

Ewwww at Beards!!! Could not kiss a man with a beard!

ROFL ! Yeah, like David Bellamy, suzy

Agree with the beards could never go there, hate DP with 2 day stubble.

Me too Kitty.....just had a swift thought of David Bellamy and how hairy his nether regions are....ewwwwwwwwwwww

hairy and ......well you know....

that'll get the Celts out in force now, sorry couldn't help it

Although Mr Wong has a couple of ginger hairs in his beard, must be a through back to Piracy in the South China Seas

Right... now here's TMI for you!

I used to go out with a German bloke who had a goatie beard. He was SOOOOOO sexy!!!

Anyway after a wee sesh in the bedroom one lunchtime we went to pub. We met some friends in there and had a nice few drinks before I noticed that he had quite alot of my dark pubic hair weaved in amongst his blonde beard! My friends must have noticed it.

rofl @ piracy. My DH was ginger as a kid (hence we have 2 ginger children), but he is now a dark brown colour with flecks of dark auburn when the sun comes out.

Ewwwwww, SackAche. Now that is TMI

ROFL Sackache, you make me laugh so much!

sackache - thanks you made me spit tea over the keybaord!

at least it was only tea

NDP - Yeah Sweetkitty doesn't 'spit' anything else..... she's a swallower!

We definitely need a puking emoticon! Speshially for the mooncup threads. >vom

oh christ yes.

Oh I know....they really make me heave, I once was totally blanked because I had the opinion of them being so totally GROSS.

sacky maybe if I had swallowed a bit more I wouldn't be in this condition though

blanking crimbodazy for being sooooooo closed-minded<

SK - Yup... should've kept your legs shut and your gullet open!