A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

[mum2sam]

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

Swallowing is for ladies who are out to impress. Or want something in return. I can think of no other incentive whatsoever.

NP - I know how to give a blow job! I just don't like it.
I was referring to the post suggesting that if I deep-throat then the spunk will just go straight down!

Yes Sackache I have to say I find it really primitive that they do both those things out of the same hole.. it stands to reason that we must end up with some wee remnants! Bleeeuugghhh...

no not mad I tell him to wash it or shower. Wouldn't expect him to go 'there' for me if I hadn't.

Been together 15 years so if I can't tell him to wash then there must be something wrong.

oh sackache chill out! you could always do it in the shower

my dh knows that he needs to wash down there when he has his last pee before bed, just in case things get heated.
And of course we do. Esp as he's currently only here 2 nights a week.

Nope not needing to impress and dh couldn't give a hoot whether I swallow or not I just prefer to.

Go straight down??! Not physiologically possible! It still have be swallowed! That valve cannot be bypassed unless you want to asphyxiate..

I can't cope with this thread.. am retiring... (I am not a prude.. I just feel sick.. and don't swallow...!)

so if you dont swallow what do you do? lean elegantly over the side of the bed and spit into a lacy hankerchief? i actually find spitting more mingin than swallowing jizz!

yes but salt tastebuds are at the front apparently? So if it's at the back you just feel that lovely trickle

Hey...I'm chilled NP.... just thought it was funny that you thought I didn't know how to give a blowjob! I have given them plenty of times..... on plenty of men (bit of a slapper at Uni) BUT I still have only ever swallowed by accident coz I've not escaped in time. Its vile/primitive!

My DH just wouldn't get out of bed to have shower just so I sucked his nob though! Hardly makes it spontaneous does it:

"Hey sweetie, if you go wash your nob I'll give you a blow job"

exactly, you taste it more if you spit

You duck out of the way and let it land on him. I thought this was 'normal'. When you have been with the same partner for a long time you get very used to knowing how many seconds you have got to get out of the way!

The wee/sweat thing happens to us too ! Just because they come from different holes on girlies makes no odds whatsoever, and if you think iabout it, they also have the 3rd hole to contend with as they're all so close together. At least their arse is out of the way during blow jobs, unless you want it to be part of the show, as it were. Dh told me that there's many a time he gone down on a woman (before he met me, I hasten to add) and had to discreetly remove a lump of loo roll from the recipient's >ahem

oh no no.. I don't let it near my mouth!! Goodness.. !

bloody hell,some men would do more than that for one!

yuleysees - but of course, would happily multi-task (tried on saturday when x-factor was on, and if you suggest that yummy Shayne would have had anything to do with it I cannot possibly comment) but DH has a strop as apparently it doesn't make him feel desired ... fgs - oh the demands

Don't spit either! >wwrrrrretch< I usually stop sucking and finish off with my hand.... DH lasts longer if I do it that way too.

NDP pml!!!

Snap Sackache

NDP now you're making me gag. Loo roll???

Blaaaaaaaarghhhh

ok ok sackache, i didnt think you didnt know how to give a BJ, i was only having a wee banter fgs

jeezo

Yup, bits of loo roll stuck in their vag, nice eh ?! Pretty common apparently

kitegirl

Gone off shayne a bit seen as he's supposed to be seeing one of those irish singers and kate.

NDP - But I couldn't let DH do that to me unless I had just showered! He feels the same with me. And if he did go down on me when I hadn't showered that day I would CERTAINLY not be kissing him afterwards. >green emoticon