A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

[mum2sam]

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

Not particularly but DP is one for fancying a bit of the other in the middle of the night and now you lot have made me paranoid about, even more so than I usually am.

PMSL at 'flange' sackache. What a totally indecent word that is.

MIncepie - totally more indecent than 'moist' don't you think?

My dh recently asked me ...

Actually, no. I'm not going to post something so intimate. God that was close. I nearly ... Oh! never mind.

Bakc to a food thread before I reveal something which will mean I have to leave mumsnet forever.

my nan, bless her, always used to say at every single birthday, that the cake was 'lovely and moist' everyone in the room used to look at each other and cringe

Go on Spider... you know you want to.... nobody will know who you are since you're posting under you're cleverly disguised xmas name.

OMG I say that.
Thanks for the warning.

lol

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Amazing! I felt quite liberatjwoaijaed.

Haha Spider! Verrrrry clever. I'll work it out.... I will.... I WILL HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sinister bond villain laugh

very funny thread - has really cheered me up, esp you Sackache

at the woman who has never given her H a blow job!!

Oh this has made me laugh so much.

I am not a swallower either, repulsive imo, DP doesn't seem to mind he is just thankful that after 7 years together I still bother to visit his old man

lol

I seriously cannot post about this type of stuff on here
I do have LIMITS, now I'm richer for knowing that

He loves his balls sucked though

TMI!!!!

lol at the thought of all these MN'ers showering before bed tonight just in case they smell of strawberries afterwards! PMSL!.... well obviously I haven't actually pissed myself laughing..... afterall I've had a shower too and I'm sparkly clean, ready for attention!

SUcking balls??????? Didn't you watch I'm A Celebrity?

Still think you're all mental.... IMHO of course...

strolls off to preen pubes

lol

They are as hairy as those ones too

Although to give DP credit I cannot compare the Penises.

I swallow everytime never spat out yet, DH always likes me to kiss him straight after as well and I do if it's vice versa don't know why were just in the throws of passion.

I like to receive than give iykwim

Would never swallow

lol Blossom don't we all...

I'm a swallower there I've admitted it, doesn't taste that bad IMO. Better than finding somewhere to spit it afterwards and your DP will be so grateful cue loads of housework/DIY the next day.

This thread is cracking me up though.

SC - if my DP even hinted at nookie in the middle of the night he would be ejected from the bed clean knob or not - nothing gets in the way of my sleep.

Kiss him afterwards? OMG this just gets even more sordid!
DH doesn't really like the taste of his own sperm.... oh and remnants or urine. I have in the past kissed him out of sheer badness.... he'd never refuse or turn away! He's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar too grateful that I did that anyway. Usually I'm so drunk I can't coordinate that so end up kissing his nose! EEWWWWWW! Much worse than kissing his nob I think.

ccd - I am a selfish b lol

I couldn't swallow, taste makes me gag. Although as dh likes to remind me I did in the early days when I was trying to impress him