A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

[mum2sam]

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

I wonder if this is the top subject of the day

Lol - Crimbocrazy - sucking balls (vomit) Sucking the truncheon is one thing but the thought of ball sucking yeuch

ever thought about catching the spunk in your mouth and giving him an afterwards kiss and a taste (literally) of his own 'medicine'???

Doormat - at a rough guess... without actually checking..... I'd say its a safe bet its not on the homepage.

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Spit or Swallow? - Which method works for you?

Great question of the day I reckon.

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I couldnt suck balls
I would choke on the p abs

Ah but Crimbo - there is another option which many of us here have posted:

1 Spit
2 Swallow
3 Stop before he explodes and finish with your hand/body

3 for me!

Ditto Sackache

erm, next, i've got no reason to suspect DH has ever had one either, is that so strange?

this thread is hilarious, defo number 2 for me, i love it, giving oral is my favourite sexual thing to do with dp, only ever had it off him once, not really my thing sorry if tmi, i prefer the finger

LOL this thread has cheered me up so much

Ahem, DH shaves balls & shaft so I don't mind giving, he also goes crazy when I lick balls. Make sure that it either goes over him or me as I hate DAMP patches
I do however object when it goes in my hair.

..... right this has gone too far......

Your DH .....shaves his pubes??????????????

Really? Honestly? WHY? OMG doesn't the stubble itch? Does he get a back sack and crack wax???

Meant to add a to that post too.

Ladies, ladies, ladies. No-one has mentioned the TEXTURE of it yet. If he's been starved of action for a while, there is NO way I would contemplate swallowing!

A friend of mine stipulated 'not in my mouth' and then gave him a 'taste of his own medicine' when he did not heed her request! (what an apt emoticon, almost as if it were designed specifically for this thread!!)

If you don't swallow what do you do? Run to the bathroom? bin? t-shirt lying on the floor?

Hativity - ahem.... quite a few us don't let our DH's finish the job in our mouths!! There are more than 2 options here!

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez this thread

lol NDP - Now I know you're not a prude in the bedroom department! So stop acting coy.

I'm genuinely that someone would tell the www about how their DH had his cock shaved and loves having his balls licked... My DH would be v if I posted something like that about him !

Even I think some stuff is to be kept to yourself !

but you posted about the toilet paper lumps. If I should ever meet mr NDP the first thing i will think about is toilet paper lumps

If the question is asked... then people will answer!
And you've revealed a few things about yourself before that ed me!

ROFL, but the loo roll lumps were not about him, just some of the skanks he's had it away with over the years