A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

[mum2sam]

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

Prior to coming on Mumsnet I had never ever heard of Mooncups in my whole life!!!! Are they a new invention or have the always been around for the tight arses of this world!!!!

Sackache - you must know

In defence of the mooncuppers, the majority of them use a mooncup because of the environmental impact of disposable sanitary products. Still makes me gag though.

Oh I see, I thought it could be the environmental aspect. Oh well I guess each to their own. Mind you I hate tampax too.

Another glorious subject

crimbocrazydazy - don't think 'tight-arses' could use them.

Pmsl at this thread! cant believe its still going!

Whats wrong with shaved balls surely better that getting ahair in your mouth ewww

also, a semi serious question - are they meant to have white stuff under the foreskin or is my dh just a minger??? I do kick him out of bed to wash if he wants any action, yesterday mid i sent him down stairs to find some bateries lol killed the mood for him a bit though!

cant believe most of you are all gobblers

ps add me to the list

tamba that is smegma
never seen it but heard it from medical stuff
-euurrgghhhh

yuck i hate balls. made from leftover elbow skin as billy connolly says

and as for texture of jizz - ive always said it is like (in texture and taste) soluble paracetamol

bolk

tamba, are you referring to knobcheese? i hope not...

tmi for 1050 in the morning i suspect

As I'm a saddo scientist type theres even a bacterium named after knobcheese Mycobacterium smegmatis lives on cheesy knobs. I believe the white stuff is similar to vaginal discharge in that it's there as a cleaning mechanism although if itself is not cleaned can lead to smelly knobs.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

oh how interesting sweetkitty! what kind of scientist are you?

She studied cheesy nobs at Uni! Me too.... but didn't get any qualifications out of it.

MASSIVE WRRRRRRRRRRRETCH at the thought of Smegma!

I'm not an STD specialist or anything lol

I was (in a former life pre DD) a food safety microbiologist, Mycobacterium smegmatis just always stuck out from the lecture notes though!!!

smegma is just a horrible word

smegmatis sounds like something out of Red Dwarf LOL

Always remember the first day of second year microbiology course, the STD part, the lecturer would take great joy in putting up loads of pics of male and female gentials with various lovely STDs think he was trying to put us off sex for life (obviously you didn't do that module at uni sacky!)

Unfortunately never got to swab a cheesy knob!

blaarghhhhhh @ cheesy knobs

Was too drunk for spunk last night as been to pub in afternoon then out to party.

this thread is hilarious

DP is never cheesy, he always smells of apples

Let's clear this up. DH does not shave pubes, just sack and shaft. Pubic area is nicely trimmed and powdered so it doesn't tickle the nose!If you ask the question - expect to get an answer

Sorry I don't do it. I accept the pleasure myself but I can't bear to go there. Our sex life is pretty boring and to be honest I can't be bothered.

oh how can you shave the sack, it's all wrinkly!

My dh can't even see is sack

LOL, my hubby can't see his either! I don't ask how he shaves sack but it sure is better licking smooth than hairy

Nailpolish - Smeghead was from red dwarf and was used as an insult because of smeg being found on cheesy nobs.

Well all you non swallowers know what you can give your hubbies for Xmas

A friend of mine once said that she had gargled with some before (just messing about with her dp at the time)but ended up choking on it and had that nasty burning throat thing all day like after you have been sick.