A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

[mum2sam]

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

At least it shows we wipe!! They drip dry! Or blot on their boxers!! Primitive..

unscented babywipes are useful. I keep some in my toy drawer.

question ONe
whys does hse want to know
question two
why do oyu want to tell everyone

HAVE YOU NO SHAME

errrgh
tmi form middle ages womens
yuk

NP - Whats wrong????

Me too sackache, but generally I don't think men are all that bothered about it unless you are a bit 'ripe', it's the pheremones and all that jazz.

yule, i handily keep baby wipes at beside table too

oh god

mum2sam a newposter hten?

sackache you just jumped down my throat thats all

Because we are incognito-ish Maddhur...

Jess - Yup DH always has little drips on his boxers whilst climbing into bed! why would that allure me into performing???

I have mentioned that before but he just says that he can't help it.... no man can help it apparently.

I'm allergic to baby wipes on my 'normal' skin, no way I'm putting them somewhere sensitive

andrex 'moist' is quite good instead of baby wipes

Oh us middle aged women only get our rocks off telling everyone about our bj technique don't ya know?

Right off to RL now and the school run. Have fun

shudder at word 'moist' tho'

lol NP - No I didn't..... can't possibly do that online. PMSL @ jumping down throats reference though.... isn't that the problem with blowjobs?

me too

yes and i swallowed you sacky wouldnt dream of spitting you out

NP - >whispers< don't spit either, just get out the way before he explodes.

mum2 sam i sreally gettin involved here isnt she

i'm a new poster (well, relatively) and I think this thread is just getting better and better...
what about reciprocal action - do you always insist that you have showered before he goes down on you? in our house we don't care but i do wonder if i should...

y - Shayne (not at all obsessed) is just young and ignorant and needs to be taught a thing or two

She probably is a troll madhurcod - but does it really matter all that much.?..(although agree, discussion is getting a bit graphic now!)

I think there is a mumsnet tradition of making trollish threads our own and using them for our own purposes...?

I swallow.
I thought most people did.
If I moved out the way like Jess, it would prob hit the ceiling and drip, drip, drip, down on me all night - now, that really would be gross !!

Why the fascination with washing ?
Isn't the natural smell... well, 'natural' ?
Dh loves it when I smell strong - I thinks that's gross, but he loves it - but then he has to be a bit wierd to be married to me - but then he insists that most men love a strong smell.

Surely that can't be true ?

dh says i smell "like strawberries"

do you think hes after something?

and getting out of the way - does it create a wet patch? god i hate wet patches...

Oh and handlemecarefully - I thought you previous post on libido, was beautifully put - I don't know where mine has gone !!!
I want it back !!

Not a troll Cod, she's posted before.