A crude question but.....do you still give your hubby

[mum2sam]

sex? I seriously can't remember the last time i went there. I used to try and go there every so often but now i dread it. Dh asked me if I could the other night and i just completely pretended that i didnt hear him (i mean he should count himself lucky he gets the other). And does any one still swallow (im sorry but i did warn you it is crude) i havent since we first went out and that was 5yrs ago am i depriving him or is every else the same.

Nailpolish - strawberries - no, you're having a laugh, right ?

How do you manage that ?

Or is dh generally a 'master of seduction' ?

Um, I think dh kind of expects me to have showered.

I don't think I remember him doing 'that' unless I am showered or bathed almost immediately prior to ....

Thanks RachD - I felt a bit of a chump after posting it because I had misjudged the tone of the thread and came over all sober and serious when it's really quite a light hearted and salacious thread

Nooooooooo - Who said moist yuk yuk yuk, absolutely hate that word! MIL was talking about a nice moist cake she had baked the other day, had me in fits of giggles. How immature ?

DP washes every night before he gets into be just in case I fancy a bit during the night

And never ever let DP do it to me unless I have had a shower earlier ont hat day, he wouldn't mind in the slightest and sometimes gets quite peeved but I would hate it

What a load of shameless hussies, see me after school for lessons in discretion.

still do it but as a warm up, never finish him off, the couple of times i have i think he has been more offended at the puking than if i had spat it out.

he keeps telling me its full of protein, and is good for me, but bolllocks to that. and i wouldn't put it in my mouth if it had been anywhere else iyswim,. hey i may be a prude when it comes to swallowing, but at least i let him get some kind of action there, unlike my freind who has never put her dh's willy in her mouth and they are actually seeeking counselling over it as he sees it as a huge problem!

if you dont swallow try a spunky face pack it really is better than anything at boots !
ps im not joking either

err didnt want to admit this but yes and swallow (except first thing -ie not for breakfast
there did it !!

It has a few calories in it, good enough excuse not to swallow I reckon

lunaturkey ROFL!!

I was about to take a bite out of my sausage roll then!!

RachD - Urine/sweat smell may be natural, but that still doesn't mean I want his nob in my mouth when it smells/tastes like that!!!

And why did you think most women did? I can say that 99% of my friends don't swallow.

DH says he likes the smell of me too.... but I wouldn't feel comfortable unless I had showered within a few hours of it.

wtf! why would anyone?

well there you are
nail polishes' vag smells of strawberries
lovely thought

He's never, so I've never, iyswim

hmm strawberiies anyone?

LMAO

ha ha ha

wish i had never mentioned it now, tsk

These words "Vag", "Moist" are making me giggle into mylaptop like a little girl !

there's worse things you could smell of np

True, i'd rather it be strawberrys than Brie

OH NO NO NO I'm NOT....
Thought this might fit the bill for this conversation. It's from an Australian Radio Comp.
" This happened at a major Australian University.
During a biology lecture a professor was discussing the high
glucose levels found in semen.
A young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you
correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in
sugar?"
The professor responded, "Yes, that's correct", adding some
statistical data to his lecture.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste
sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The
poor girl turned bright red and, as she realised exactly what she had
inadvertently said, she picked up her books and, without another word,
walked out of the class.
As she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight faced, he answered her question.
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on
the tip of your tongue and not at the back of your throat."

Blimey this still going you load of hussies

I've been to the pub after school with some mums - play pub so not total lush and got talking about this thread. Total shocker, my best mate has never given her dh a bj! I gave her some tips so am expecting nice christmas pressie from her dh I've known her years and she never let on??

Strawberry Flange anyone? With fresh cream??

SackAche - Trust you .
You've all made me paranoid now - Have had a shower before going to bed and I never do at night (too much hassle with the barnet).

Springchicken.... you hoping to get a bit of action tonight?