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No ejaculations and runs off in the morning

524 replies

Thomcat · 04/09/2005 12:44

That's the crux of the problem.

My bestest, oldest, dearest friend has started seeing a guy, 38 yrs old, and has so far enjoyed about a month of his company.

However there seems to be a few problems.

  1. When he stays over, which is alot, every weekend so far and during the week, he wakes up & opens his eyes and within 15 minutes he's out of the door saying he'll be back in an hur or so, and he is, but why the running off.

  2. They have had sex a fair amount. Possibly not quite as much as they could/should be having in the first heady days of a relationship, but an ok amount. He gets an erection but so far, in over a month, he hasn't come. She has, that's all fine, but he hasn't.

We know he likes a beer, probably a bit too much.
QUESTION: If he gets an erection but doesn't ejaculate is that a drink related problem, or not?
QUESTION: What else could be causing the lack of ejaculation?
FACT : He gets an erection but it's not like he's just such a stud he can go for hours and not come. I think, from what I know, he gets one but it doesn't last for that long.

I'm not sure what else to tell you, so ask away and I'll do my best to answer / find out.

Any ideas about this ejaculation thing and also any ideas about what she should do about his running off every morning for an hour? Is that related to the sex thing do you think, is he leaving before she gets a chance to get saucy with him?

Off to make Lottie lunch, be back to see if any of you wise women have any clues.

TC x

OP posts:
vickitiredmum · 07/09/2005 18:25

i am honestly REEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLY sorry to have had amusement at your expense.

ThePrisoner · 07/09/2005 18:45

Perhaps he didn't used to be a bloke?? He might need to nip home for early morning hormones.

Twiglett · 07/09/2005 18:46

aha

that's an interrresting thought

Flossam · 07/09/2005 18:48

Indeed, MM, if he didn't that would surely have to be reason to either chuck him with haste or maybe just maybe he really thinks G'ess is worth it - like a popular shampoo!

robinia · 08/09/2005 12:54

Terribly boring but, does he always walk his mum's dog in the morning? (Wouldn't explain why he was extra long the other day bthough>)

TinyGang · 08/09/2005 13:07

Perhaps he has to sign in at the local police station by a certain time? He has a child/pet/paper round to see to maybe? Or a wife/another girlfriend on the boil. Hey - maybe he's a milkman!

I definately have asked him by now thoughDoesn't he offer any kind of explaination when he comes back?!

Don't know about the other problem though!

teeavee · 08/09/2005 13:30

best thread title i've seen in a while!

cod · 08/09/2005 13:50

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bundle · 08/09/2005 13:54

talk about bated breath...

Enid · 08/09/2005 13:58
GeraldGiraffe · 08/09/2005 14:00

damn wehen i saw this thread again i thought it was news of some kind! Damn you all!

cod · 08/09/2005 14:15

Message withdrawn

cod · 08/09/2005 14:16

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vickitiredmum · 08/09/2005 17:27

News?

ThePrisoner · 08/09/2005 17:40

But Cod, is he a man?

bundle · 08/09/2005 17:40

you mean he might be a laydee?

sunchowder · 08/09/2005 18:13

God I lurve this thread.

Blu · 08/09/2005 18:22

OK: TC has known him for ages. Who did he go out with before Goon? Can the ex provide any clues? Unlikely to be a laydee if TC has known 'him' since they were 18?
I think it's a dodgy job scam - he goes off and clocks on in order to earn overtime.

Does he always come back in the same clothes? has he had a shower? If he has gone home to poo (or home for any reason) he would come back in fresh clothes, wouldn't he, having been out all night?

Maybe he is a spy, and has to watch someone in the mornings. Or tap out a code on a satellite transmitter hidden in a fee newspaper dispenser outside a tube station to say that he is alive and well and has not ben captured by Afghani Oil Barons.

SoupDragon · 08/09/2005 18:25

This is a fantastic thread title. No "Friends new man acting strangely - any advice?" titles for our TC

beansontoast · 08/09/2005 19:29

b.o.t checking in for the umpteeeeeenth time ...

sooo how long before gooneress is an addict eh?

ps a big warm welcome
pps what a thread to debut on
ppps whats the scores on the doors??

x

bambi06 · 08/09/2005 20:00

lock the door and refuse to let him go.....

CountessDracula · 08/09/2005 20:09

any chance of an answer before I go on holiday on Sunday morning

WideWebWitch · 08/09/2005 21:07

Bugger, I clicked on hoping this was an update too. I NEED to know where tf he goes!

gingerbear · 09/09/2005 22:36

THIS one has got to be bumped

ediemay · 09/09/2005 22:36

WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!