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No ejaculations and runs off in the morning

524 replies

Thomcat · 04/09/2005 12:44

That's the crux of the problem.

My bestest, oldest, dearest friend has started seeing a guy, 38 yrs old, and has so far enjoyed about a month of his company.

However there seems to be a few problems.

  1. When he stays over, which is alot, every weekend so far and during the week, he wakes up & opens his eyes and within 15 minutes he's out of the door saying he'll be back in an hur or so, and he is, but why the running off.

  2. They have had sex a fair amount. Possibly not quite as much as they could/should be having in the first heady days of a relationship, but an ok amount. He gets an erection but so far, in over a month, he hasn't come. She has, that's all fine, but he hasn't.

We know he likes a beer, probably a bit too much.
QUESTION: If he gets an erection but doesn't ejaculate is that a drink related problem, or not?
QUESTION: What else could be causing the lack of ejaculation?
FACT : He gets an erection but it's not like he's just such a stud he can go for hours and not come. I think, from what I know, he gets one but it doesn't last for that long.

I'm not sure what else to tell you, so ask away and I'll do my best to answer / find out.

Any ideas about this ejaculation thing and also any ideas about what she should do about his running off every morning for an hour? Is that related to the sex thing do you think, is he leaving before she gets a chance to get saucy with him?

Off to make Lottie lunch, be back to see if any of you wise women have any clues.

TC x

OP posts:
bundle · 07/09/2005 14:22

this morning at 4.50
i took her, rather nifty
down to an incubator
where 30 minutes later..
she gave birth to a daughter
within a year a walker,
she looked just like her mother..
if there could be anotheeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

gingerbear · 07/09/2005 14:23

never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on a windy common
That night I ain't forgotten

When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be

We moved into a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday

I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her

This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction

brightstar1 · 07/09/2005 14:24

it's coming back to me now!!! whoops.(blush

NomDePlume · 07/09/2005 14:25

Brilliant. I also love the one about the old alcoholic woman, Whiskey in a jar ?

DH's fave is Pulling mussels from a shell

brightstar1 · 07/09/2005 14:26
Blush
bundle · 07/09/2005 14:26

Some Fantastic Place is their best, by far

gingerbear · 07/09/2005 14:28

Labelled With Love NDP - I love that one too.
and Cool for Cats.

NomDePlume · 07/09/2005 14:28

Ah yes, just found it on mp3

gingerbear · 07/09/2005 14:31

She unscrews the top of a new whiskey bottle
And shuffles about in her candle lit hovel,
Like some kind of witch with blue fingers in mittens
She smells like the cat and the neighbours she sickens,
The black and white t.v. has long seen a picture
The cross on the wall is a permanent fixture,
The postman delivers the final reminders
She sells off her silver and poodles in china.
Drinks to remember, i me and myself
And winds up the clock
And knocks dust from the shelf
Home is a love that i miss very much
So the past has been bottled and labelled with love.

NomDePlume · 07/09/2005 14:31

good lyrics

gingerbear · 07/09/2005 14:34

Most of Squeeze lyrics are witty and some sad. like them a lot.

brightstar1 · 07/09/2005 14:35

thomcat. stop trying to thread kill and come back to us!!!!!!!!!!!!

brightstar1 · 07/09/2005 14:36

not that your boring gingerbear

gingerbear · 07/09/2005 14:50

just diverting whilst bumping at the same time.

snafu · 07/09/2005 15:02

From moth-eaten armchairs she'd say that she'd sod all
The friends who had left her to drink from the bottle...

My favourite non-rhymeing rhyme I love Squeeze.

friskyfeski · 07/09/2005 16:48

any news?

marthamoo · 07/09/2005 17:21

Well if Gooneress does want to ditch Mr Goatman Can't Come Gone Postal Druggie Catholic Priest Socialist Worker Have I Forgotten Anything she can just print off this thread and leave it lying around. She won't see him for dust

Nightynight · 07/09/2005 17:24
Grin
Gooneress · 07/09/2005 17:28

Hahahahahahaha! He would die if he realised how we were discussing his stuff......
I am gonna tackle the subject at the weekend when if/when he gets up to go wherever he goes I promise.
Big love ladies
Goon (i believe)

jampots · 07/09/2005 17:31

Gooneress - I got very excited to see your name at the end of the thread that you led me on

Gooneress · 07/09/2005 17:32

Sorry i had no exciting/funny/stressful news to tell u.

jampots · 07/09/2005 17:35

its ok!

i wouldnt mind betting this week he wont go anywhere - which of course would be good in itself

puff · 07/09/2005 17:35

my dh keeps asking me how this thread is progressing. He's fascinated !

vickitiredmum · 07/09/2005 17:36

Aha - gooneress! its you is it!

Gooneress · 07/09/2005 17:40

Now I know why TC is always rabbiting on about mums net!
Jampots- I bet yr right. U know what its like when u get u'rself ready for a convo of some description and it doesn't happen!
tiredmum - yes its me!

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