AF? Are you around? Could you come and slap me please?

[YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch]

and then maybe give me an un-MN un-Crunchy hug?

YouKnow, here's a hug til AF arrives. You okay? x

Thanks V. I will be

Shhhhhh, tell no-one.

Big Huge Mumsnet Ones

Aw shucks you guys

Which one of you copped a feel?

Errm, that would be me

Well I just wanted to say it was lovely

Is this the group sex thread?

Aw thanks Reality. It's the thought that counts.

Nemo, it does seem to be going that way...

Am here with all these other lovelies

What's up ?

Ooh,is there groping and slapping?

Sounds like my kind of thread!

I think there might be snogging too, QS

Ah, same old! You know me AF, I like to drag things out.

I reckon I could use a bit of everything suggested please. Line up in a neat row...

< flosses >

< flexes biceps and fetches cat'o'nine'tails from the dungeon >

Well someone's got to make the first move!

Is it Ok to stay lighthearted, crunchy, or do you want to get heavy ?

AF, I need light hearted. Definitely. RL is being put on hold for thinking.

Unless you're asking about the whips...