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The Archers: Tally-Ho for the Hunt Ball! Will Justin return from Scotland with the Gay Gordons? Will Adam feel a right Charlie? Discussion #81

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DadDadDad · 02/10/2017 17:07

Thanks, R4, for the title (again!).

I'm your temporary host while PseudoBadger is on her sabbatical / prison term / secret mission.

Old hands and complete newbies all welcome.

Spoilers (eg Radio Times descriptions of future programmes) not welcome.

When will Matt reappear? Before / during / after the wedding?

The floor is yours...

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R4 · 31/10/2017 08:13

Nic went home early. She probably told Will about Matt's behaviour at The Bull. Will, spurred on by current stories about powerful men harassing vulnerable women, went looking for him.
So it was Will; in an already-battered Land Rover so the dent won't show; in a dark country lane.

Is there anyone we haven't accused yet? Jill? Peggy?Grin

SoMuchToBits · 31/10/2017 08:13

NetworkGuy I think Brine also refers to Jennifer as JennyDarling.

Sorry, I'm gatecrashing this thread, but am a long term on and off Archers listener have been listening since approximately 1980 so remember things like Shula and her first dh Mark arguing about what colour towels they wanted on their wedding list Grin

ppeatfruit · 31/10/2017 09:10

So he was found in a hedge , did the sound effects dept. get their hedge and river sounds mixed up? Grin Or was it meant to be in a country lane hedge by the River Am?

ppeatfruit · 31/10/2017 09:12

We are open to all comers btw Somuch there's no such thing as 'gatecrashing' this thread, we're lovely Grin

C8H10N4O2 · 31/10/2017 09:14

I'm considering the end of year awards ceremony. For the Archers.

Nominations for most mind numbingly irritating character and the most mind numbingly irritating storyline.

The return of unidimensional, nasty "Tiger" is currently my front runner for tedious story.
No contest for the character award - its Pip by a country mile

dairyfarmerswife · 31/10/2017 09:30

I'll go for it being Lily though heavens knows where she was off to at that time of night.

One thing that clanged for me, Lillian's concern over Justin leaving 'I could have driven you darling' then complaining of a bad head, presumably drink induced, in the next breath. Is the Archers promoting drink driving now? Justin was complaining of a bad head too but presumably that was his migraine?

Gruach · 31/10/2017 09:52

Hmm ... Uselessly I can't seem to devise a title. But I'm sure 'Sleeping Beauty' (or a variation thereof), 'Froli fungi' and erm ... 'lexicography' could be meaningfully combined ...

SoMuchToBits · 31/10/2017 10:03

Thanks, ppeat, I might pop in again!

EBearhug · 31/10/2017 10:03

Do people believe Justin actually had a migraine?

puremince · 31/10/2017 10:08

I'll go for it being Lily though heavens knows where she was off to at that time of night.

Lily was at the Hunt Ball - Justin told Lillian that Lily had asked him to dance. So she could have been driving home. But surely Lily would stop and organise emergency services, supervise the paramedics, contact people and generally take charge?

R4 · 31/10/2017 10:14

I can't devise a title either. But I have managed this little ditty:

Tyger Tyger, missed his flight
Cos things went bump! in the night;
What Marauder or Hyundi,
Dare tame thy dreadful misandry?

SoMuchToBits · 31/10/2017 10:17

No, I don't believe Justin had a migraine. He left the ball in order to go and confront Matt at the Bull. Either he then left the Bull and ran Matt over, or he left the Bull, failed to find Matt and drove home, feeling too angry/emotional to return to the ball and face Lilian. Either way, I think the migraine was an excuse for why he left the ball and didn't return.

ppeatfruit · 31/10/2017 10:18

That's good R4 but, forgive my ignorance, what is "misandry?"

puremince · 31/10/2017 10:21

Why didn't Justin tell Lillian that he'd gone to the Bull? Other people saw him there; he spoke to Kenton. Was Tom still there when Justin arrived?It's going to be common knowledge soon.

Lillian will be upset, but she's going to find out anyway, and Justin would be wise to get his version in first.

ppeatfruit · 31/10/2017 10:22

Or the last two lines could be

Was it an Alfa or was it a Jag
That nearly put you in a body bag!?

R4 · 31/10/2017 10:22

Misandry: Hatred of or contempt for men.

puremince · 31/10/2017 10:24

Also, even if Nic had gone before Justin arrived, she knew Matt was there and will chat about it on her next shift. Nic will tell Emma, Emma will tell Susan.....

SoMuchToBits · 31/10/2017 10:25

That's a good point, puremince . Several people must have seen Justin in the Bull.

Ghostontoast · 31/10/2017 10:42

If Slagash Lil ends up back with Tiger my listening days will be over!

ppeatfruit · 31/10/2017 11:13

Well if he's in a wheelchair with very little left of the old Matt , Lil will be terribly punished for being back with him. She thought Justin was boring! She'll be 'caring' for him.

AuldHeathen · 31/10/2017 12:26

Have we accused Alice yet? Though Chris seems level-headed and l’d expect him to stop any drink driving impulses. It would certainly put the Cat amongst the pigeons chez Jenny though with her personality transplant she’d probably just shrug and say something utterly vacuous.

DadDadDad · 31/10/2017 12:50

Sorry, I need to get the new thread going now, especially as it doesn't look like I should wait for R4 to come through with a title. You get my puns instead.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3074656-The-Archers-Will-Lillian-decide-what-MATTers-JUST-IN-time-Discussion-82?watched=1

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AuldHeathen · 31/10/2017 12:51

Sorry, now I’ve read the thread l see Alice was suggested already. I agree Justin didn’t have a migraine. He and Adam both had time to clean Matt’s blood off their cars before their partners came back - but l don’t think it was them. I do like the suggestion above that Justin came along after the accident, saw Matt but did nothing.

goodelfallover · 31/10/2017 13:01

No s**ash please

SoMuchToBits · 31/10/2017 13:06

Haha, I love your puns in the new thread title DadDadDad! Grin