Archers spoilers or Archers spoiled? You decide. Thread the Second

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And so it continues. We still have one long-term prediction from the start of the last thread that has not yet come to pass - the burning down of Lower Loxley.

But there is still time...

And why don't Kirsty and fallon put their heads together to help Helen?

Do we think there's any possibility that Rob will arrive at Bridge Farm, demanding to work in the shop, and Pat will be so enraged she stabs him in the other side? Then she could be with Helen in prison and we wouldn't have to hear her any more.

Love that SL Gasp0!

TOTAL TV GUIDE 21 - 27 MAY 2016

Helen's feeling tearful as the reality of her situation hits home.

Things are no better at Bridge Farm, where Pat fears for her daughter's wellbeing.

Peggy has some sound advice.

Kirsty has sharp words with Ursula, and later joins forces with Fallon to try and broker a truce between Tom and Jazzer.

Matthew visits Brookfield, where's he's impressed with Pip's skills after seeing her 150 strong herd.

Jennifer's delighted to have the old Lillian back - is Justin responsible for sparkle in her eyes?

Inspired by the elves in the Millennium Wood, Kenton orders some merchandise to sell - but Jolene's not convinced.

Yay! Go Kirsty!!!

And thanks Gasp0

The shop is due to reopen next Friday I believe. Please, hurry up & sack Rob now! Pat needs to work in the shop or perhaps someone could remember Nick exists and give her a school hours job.

Things are no better at Bridge Farm, where Pat fears for her daughter's wellbeing.

Gawd, does that mean we've got at least another week of paterwauling? I think that may finally break me and induce me to turn off. I listen in the hope of hearing Knob get his come-uppance, but right now Pat is annoying me even more than he does.

Matthew visits BF? I thought we'd just heard the last of him.

He will probably visit silently. I suspect they have spent most of the budget on an all expenses paid trip for the cast to go to mime school in Paris. David did a sterling job the other night.

Matthew is on the cast list for next week. Expect Pip will have shagged Tubby by then and it will all be v awkward..

More interestingly, Ian is on the cast list for the following week...

Given Toby was giving Rex advice on how to seduce pip I expect a tedious fighting brothers sl. Yawn.

Oh, I thought Pip was going to be Bert's new love interest. After all, he was the one commenting on her makeup and nail varnish...

22nd Rob is having trouble getting through, and Ursula is pleasantly surprised.

Ursula is going pleased baby is a surprise girl.
Hope we get to enjoy Knob being told he can't see Helen and the baby.

Urgh well that was totally wrong. Suppose Ursula's nice surprise was about the name choice. Should've known!

Radio Times 28 May - 3 June

Peggy is determined to maintain good relationships with Ursula and Rob, but on a visit to BHC, she's taken aback by Rob's anger. Ursula tries to smooth the situation, but Peggy leaves perturbed. has she finally seen a flash of the real Rob?

It's the week of the single wicket competition and Rob, is of course, unable to defend his title. But brace yourself for more sporting one-upmanship as Tom & Johnny try to outdo each other.

Will tries to help his mum out with a place to live now that the Sterlings are set to return to Ambridge. But it's an idea that doesn't go down well with Ed. Will there be a Grundy sibling stand off?

29 May Robert spoils Lynda & Fallon is recognised for her success
30 May Rob makes himself useful
31 May Jennifer adds some finishing touches while Eddie works on a repair
1 June Peggy is taken by surprise, Toby is on the hustle
2 June Will has an idea and it doesn't take much to rile Pip
3 June Helen has reason to panic

Wed 25 May Fallon and Kirsty get their heads together, and Jazzer digs his heels in.
Thu 26 May Lilian and Jennifer go shopping, and Jolene has to think on her feet.
Fri 27 May Helen is inspired, and Peggy makes an important observation.

Sun 29 May Robert spoils Lynda, and Fallon is recognized for her success.
Mon 30 May Rob makes himself useful, and Johnny stands by Tom.
Tue 31 May Jennifer adds some finishing touches, while Eddie works on a repair.
Wed 1 Jun Peggy is taken by surprise, and Toby is on the hustle.
Thu 2 Jun Will has an idea, and it does not take much to rile Pip.
Fri 3 Jun Helen has reason to panic, and the Aldridges celebrate.

Sun 5 Jun It is a busy day at Brookfield, and Lilian feels she has made the right decision.
Mon 6 Jun Anna updates Helen, and Jennifer wants Phoebe to take a break.
Tue 7 Jun David is on edge,and Jolene changes tack.
Wed 8 Jun [Contemporary drama in a rural setting.]
Thu 9 Jun Lilian makes herself clear, and the Grundys enjoy a summer tradition.

Don't know why there is a placeholder for 8th June (and 10th June) at present.

TOTAL TV GUIDE 28 MAY - 3 JUNE 2016

Peggy worries she may have muddied the waters on a visit to Blossom Hill Cottage when Rob flies off the handle.

Clarrie fears family conflict too after Will suggests a solution to their housing problem.

Ghosts return to haunt Adam as the fruit pickers arrive at Home Farm and Ian asks if he ever hears from Pawel.

Brian and Jennifer's 40th anniversary party is more than enough of a distraction.

Their relationship has survived against the odds and draws admiration from Lillian and Justin, who has another proposition.

The single wicket contest gets under way and Toby has his sights on the big prize.

Thank you!

So I guess this Friday is naming day?

(Whether anyone will still be listening by then is another matter ...)

Rob letting his mask drop in front of Peggy could be good - unless she ends up blaming the stabbing and its consequences etc.

I hope so. Trying to think of the name that would annoy Rob most (although anything that's not Gideon Robert should do the trick) - any combination of Tony, Adam, Ian, Charlie? I hope she registers him as Archer, not Titchener, but wouldn't bank on it.

DadDadDad I'm waiting for you to do a quick 'guess the name' thread!

I'm going for Adam Jack or Jack Adam Archer.

Ooh, maybe Rob flies off the handle because Helen does actually manage to name the baby herself and he's not happy! Perhaps Peggy goes round intending to share the photos and congratulate him?

Maybe there are gaps in the listings because they contain the baby's name?

Mind you, I've been wrong about everything else.

I really hope we say hello to baby Jack.

Vango, there's already a thread for that www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/a2617513-Helens-Baby-Sweepstake?msgid=61269983#61269983

Nobody got the date right, it doesn't look like the weight will be revealed, so maybe someone can get the name?

More spoilers.

Fri 27 May Helen is inspired, and Peggy makes an important observation.

Sun 29 May Robert spoils Lynda, and Fallon is recognized for her success.
Mon 30 May Rob makes himself useful, and Johnny stands by Tom.
Tue 31 May Jennifer adds some finishing touches, while Eddie works on a repair.
Wed 1 Jun Peggy is taken by surprise, and Toby is on the hustle.
Thu 2 Jun Will has an idea, and it does not take much to rile Pip.
Fri 3 Jun Helen has reason to panic, and the Aldridges celebrate.

Sun 5 Jun It is a busy day at Brookfield, and Lilian feels she has made the right decision.
Mon 6 Jun Anna updates Helen, and Jennifer wants Phoebe to take a break.
Tue 7 Jun David is on edge,and Jolene changes tack.
Wed 8 Jun Lynda eyes up the competition, and Pat has a question for Susan.
Thu 9 Jun Lilian makes herself clear, and the Grundys enjoy a summer tradition.
Fri 10 Jun There is bad news at Ambridge Hall, and Helen shares her fears.

Sun 12 Jun Ambridge is in the party mood, and Joe plays his part.
Mon 13 Jun Helen gets some fresh air, and Josh makes an executive decision.
Tues 14 Jun Emma deals with an emergency, and Pat is put out.
Wed 15 Jun Lilian and Kate get down to business, and Rex spends time with Pip.
Thurs 16 Jun Phoebe finds solace, and Toby pulls out all the stops.
Fri 17 Jun Reality hits home for the Grundys, and Helen has a moment of happiness.

Too much to hope, I suppose, that there are some missing words on Tues 14 Jun and it actually means that Pat is put out of her misery...

If Phoebe is finding solace because she's messed up her exams, I shall officially Not Be Happy. And even less so if it means she ends up at bloody Felpersham University.