Thread for mooching around on and whinging about being overdue

[FrannyandZooey]

come and join me in my pit of gloom boredom and a little bit of excitement

I am 2 days over now and no signs whatsoever

cant believe my own dp told me i was not allowed on this thread yet

LOL you have got special permission

Oh, ugh, Frances, poor you. The last bit takes forever, doesn't it.

yes have been pg now for about a millenia, give or take a century or two

oh dear
"a millenia"
see the baby has eaten my brain

Millenia is a lovely name though.

ds suggested 'fibromyalgia' this morning
his latest favourite reading material is random leaflets picked up from visits to the doctors surgery

Congratulation on the imminent birth of Quitsmoking Flujab

LOLOL
Fabio who are you? I have been LOLing at you all week. I hope you are someone I usually can't stand, that always does my head in in a really good way

My identity remains secret. Even cod doesn't know. I myself am a little unsure [mild dementia]
My email has been on mn and if anyone emails me and says IS IT YOU I may fess up.

I don't think you hate me.
I hope .

ROFL you would probably know if I did

I have it at the back of my mind that a couple of funny posters have not been around lately but I will have to think about it properly

why are you incognito?

I'm a bit like Dr Who.
I regenerate periodically.

oooh, it's been a week or so aaaages since I hung around uninvited on a "when will this fecking baby fecking well arrive" thread.

Is there some space in a quiet corner somewhere for me to set up my virtual grill and make some virtual bacon and fakon butties?

Here I am with one of my assistants

can I guess on here Fabio?

anyway
please tell me what it means when you have a show
does that mean something is going to happen, like TODAY
or just sometime this year?

squonk this is a VEGETARIAN whinging thread
please make it cheese and crackers
or just good old cake

am I allowed to make fakon butties (that's fake bacon )

a show means that things are moving, but it could still be some time. Any twinges or other signs?

not really

I don't fancy fake bacon though, is that a sign?

do you normally fancy fake bacon?

Shh, no, don't guess on here.

You can email me at whothefarkisfabio at googlemail dot com

I may fess up. Or not.

My recent time travels tell me not much will happen today, but I can't tell you more than that without an almightly space/time crunch, where we all fall into a parallel universe situated in Billie Piper's big mouth. Yak.

But it'll be 8lbs 2oz.

morning fellow tight cervixes

my ds (5 yrs) told me he wants us to call the baby 'Fly' not the prettiest of names all things considered

i am exhausted trying to explain the concept of spontaneous delivery to him 17 times a day - let alone the rest of the world!

"Is like trying to manoeuvre one of those really big camper vans into a petrol station. Most undignified".
Thanks SO MUCH Springer.... DH and I were ROLFing at this analogy for the longest time last night!!!!! I had difficulty falling asleep because I kept giggling thinking about it!
lol - you're hilarious!!!

"Is like trying to manoeuvre one of those really big camper vans into a petrol station. Most undignified".
Thanks SO MUCH Springer.... DH and I were ROLFing at this analogy for the longest time last night!!!!! I had difficulty falling asleep because I kept giggling thinking about it!
lol - you're hilarious!!!

sorry - didn't mean to hit that twice... and just realized I think it's ROFL..

I sometimes fancy fake bacon but when I actually get it I remember it is vile and horrid

this baby is bigger than 8 lb 2 or I am even fatter than what I thought I was