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[KitKat30]

Thread number 3 ladies... good grief we can chat!!!

sorry girls - i HAD to watch eastenders and then BB! far more important than you lot!!!

i DID warn you it was slightly disturbing sex dream didnt i?..................i had another on elast night actually! normally a sign that i haven't had any action for a while!!!...................anyway..................first one involved sean from eastenders (surprise!!!). i was literally throwing myself at him and he was being all cocky and arrogant like he is on the TV. then he relented and we started snogging, but i had to stop cos i was bursting for a wee! so we both went into the bathroom, i did a wee and then he started to do a wee and then............decided it would be a great turn on if he aimed at me and started pissing all over me! in my face, hair everywhere! he was laughing and telling me to enjoy it! then (it gets worse!) he got in the empty bath and carried on weeing and pulled me on top of him (didnt mind that bit cos we were both naked!!!(bump seemed to have disappeared too!)) and filled up the whole bath with wee and we both just lay in it!!!.......................is that disturbing enough!!!???it kind of evolved from there as well and he turned into my dh and i was accusing him of being gay!!!..................i woke up in a real panic cos the last thing i remembered was dh admitting that "yes, he was gay" but it didnt mean he didnt still love me!!!

there you go!!! does that get you in the mood then fettle????!!!!

last nights was slightly disturbing too!...............involved me having a threesome with the fattest ugliest smelliest (you know the ones!) girl and boy that i used to go to school with! the other two were both virgins and there ended up being lots of blood everywhere. .................wasn't as vivid as the night before, thank god!!!

anyway.....think i will have to do the deed (in a very normal civilised way) tonight and hopefully my depraved dreams will stop!!)

Morning...

Just had a good scrub of the kitchen with DD helping! She was particularly good at cleaning the gunge off the cupboard doors. She is just the right size, I don't like bending down anymore, starting to get quite uncomfy. Child labour is great! DS started to mop the floor but was so bad at it I had to take over...

The reason for my cleaning?? Well, just had a new kitchen light fitted and OMG! what a lot of grime was there to be seen...

Where is Greedy? I was just catching up and looking forward to reading some raunchy stuff... I was feeling a bit amorous last night but DP said he had a stomach ache .

Oooh! I've gone all maternal and started knitting a blanket! DS did ask me if it would actually be finished before the baby was here ...

Bodders- any twinges yet?

urrghhhh, crossed post Greedy- that really wasnt what I was after at all!!!!

greedy - urgh!!!!!!!!! No, no, no, no!!!!!!!!!! URGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You get yourself some normal action and spare your unconcious those thoughts!

DD is trying to smell the mackeral that Saturday kitchen are cooking at the moment - she looks fascinated!!! - Just as long as she doesn't ask me to cook it for her this evening! I don't do fish with eyes!!!

Honey - I agree child labour is fantastic and they enjoy it!!! DD always loads the dishwasher and wipes the table after breakfast (I have to reload the dishwasher later as I'd do it, but then i'm slightly anal about that!!!)

Just had a lovely lie-in til 10 am, but Mum has retired back to bed! Think it will be one of those days! Anyone got any exiting plans for the weekend?

Help - DD's just got her magnetic fish game and is fishing off the back of the sofa - I am not cooking a whole fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh dear! you are all going to think i am even stranger now!! nevermind hey!

i have got a really exciting weekend planned once i have finished at work!!!.........................bikini wax, then mothercare to buy a new baby monitor and changing bag......................ok, maybe not THAT exciting! but better than cooking fish with eyes!!!

just had a gorgeous patient!!! not supposed to say that really am i! but YUM YUM!!!....................just looked at his date of birth and he is 58!!! whoops! i really do think there is somehing wrong with me sometimes!!!

Greedy - I'm jealous of your day's plans - sexy patients (but 58, he's old enough to be your father!!!!) and going to Mothercare. i want to go to Mothercare to start buying things, but I want to do it with DH. Only 1 more sleep to go, but another whole weekend without him - not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!

DD now wants me to teach her to juggle - we're starting with one ball only, but that's not going well. She wants to go straight for 3!! Ambitious little soul, I think.

I've persuaded her against the fish idea! And we've decided on cooking a puff pastry, strawberry sandwich affair instead of whole fish! Puff pastry (ready rolled of course!!), strawberries and marscapone and vanilla essence I can cope with! (she doesn't like cream, so we've opted for mascapone instead!)

have a great day!
xxx

Exciting weekend?

Got DS's summer fete this pm... DC excited! Not sure how excited I am .

DP got freebie tickets to that Diana concert through work... but I declined...so he's taking a friend.

Raining again here.

Want to buy a new bed. Also just negotiating a buggster pushchair on the For Sale boards... been a bit cheeky and offered lower than seller wants... but you never know. Not too overly keen by SILs M&P offering... it's bloody heavy... I just want something small and easy to fold for the the car.

Fettle - oh so domesticated, I have just got a box of jigsaws out for the kids and have left them to it, cooking not an option for me right now, blurgggh! I am not even able to go do any painting in our house today either as the tilers are tiling the kitchen/diner and the hallway today, so access limited. Yesterday I put the sandpit in the front room of our new house and let the kids just have a whale of a time, afterall the builders mess, the washed playsand is not going to do anything worse!!!!

Tonight my dh comes home too, but although my brain is in the mood for action, I don't think my body is quite there! Morning sickness, oh the joys of it.

Hi rainbowdays- have you heard from beansprout or Mum2Sam or Seaside or
iwillbe? We havent heard from any of the recent graduates for ages...

Hope they are all ok and perhaps just lurking on their own due threads...

yes - where are the other recent graduates? hope all ok with them?

Rainbowy - you sound a great motherearth type - I'd panic about sand everywhere, but then I found an ant in my kitchen this morning - hopefully just the one that I killed, but eyes open wide for anymore and I'm now itching all over!!

Honey, hope the rain goes away for the fete this afternoon. Diana concert would be good, but would rather watch on telly - it is going to be on TV isn't it? Saw a bit of the interview with the princes last night and I have to say that they are pretty good-looking!! Go for the younger man me, Greeds, rather than the 58-yr-olds!!

I want my DH!!!!!!!!!!!! (but he's 4 month's older than me!)

hello lurvely ladies

firstly - CONGRATULATIONS MUM03/RAINBOWDAYS its about bloody time you joined us im so so pleased for you!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS PINKB on a beautiful baby girl i love the name too i hope your family is very happy and content now

well i wont even attempt to catch up correctly with what has happened because i have a whole months worth to read up on! so i appologise that il just start joining in the chat from now.

i hope you are all well and the ones of you that will be popping soon i hope your getting excited and the nerves are bearable!!

well from me - i had a fab 21st in dublin except for the miserable weather bit like home from home really
all is well here morning sickness well and truely kicked in about 3 weeks ago and i already have the start of a bump forming!! i have outed to all friends and family as i just couldnt hide it any longerand the protruding stomach is a big tell tale sign! i had a scan last saturday and little bubs in fine strong healthy heart beat and measured 2cm which ties up with my dates. i have my dating scan in 2.5 weeks i just cannot wait i suddenly feel like this little one is definately going to happen!

on the house front no suprises that the deal fell through again vendor decided he wanted to rent it instead but we have found another one 5 doors down which is a much better buy and cheaper so all is good good good!

il love you and leave you all look forward to chatting to you all again xxxxx

hello lurvely ladies

firstly - CONGRATULATIONS MUM03/RAINBOWDAYS its about bloody time you joined us im so so pleased for you!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS PINKB on a beautiful baby girl i love the name too i hope your family is very happy and content now

well i wont even attempt to catch up correctly with what has happened because i have a whole months worth to read up on! so i appologise that il just start joining in the chat from now.

i hope you are all well and the ones of you that will be popping soon i hope your getting excited and the nerves are bearable!!

well from me - i had a fab 21st in dublin except for the miserable weather bit like home from home really
all is well here morning sickness well and truely kicked in about 3 weeks ago and i already have the start of a bump forming!! i have outed to all friends and family as i just couldnt hide it any longerand the protruding stomach is a big tell tale sign! i had a scan last saturday and little bubs in fine strong healthy heart beat and measured 2cm which ties up with my dates. i have my dating scan in 2.5 weeks i just cannot wait i suddenly feel like this little one is definately going to happen!

on the house front no suprises that the deal fell through again vendor decided he wanted to rent it instead but we have found another one 5 doors down which is a much better buy and cheaper so all is good good good!

il love you and leave you all look forward to chatting to you all again xxxxx

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Hi all

You're right Firsty (as always!!!), I'm going to speak to someone on Monday about it all. As my dull weekend became more exicting that I would have ever wanted. Just back from the hospital. Started spotting this afternoon. Bit scary. They asked me to come in and monitored LO (all sounding good), BP really low 100/60 and cervix still nicely closed and no sign of blood on examination (yes, someone went near my lady garden!!, but he was so gentle, it's the first time it hasn't hurt at all - could have quite fancied him under different circumstances!). Anyway, they told me it was probably nothing, but they are checking for infections (urine and vaginal).

Anyway, think it was a warning that I've had too much stress put on me over the last few days, especially with my boss now off work. So I'm just going to say No! Legally, they can't force me to take on her work as well as my own, particularly as I'm 6 months pg - wish me luck for Monday!

Anyway, Iwillbe - glad you had a good birthday in Dublin - sorry the weather was so rubbish for you. Pretty awful here too - just remembered that my friend with the 4 week old, and 3 year old DS, have gone camping this weekend - mad or what!!!

Anyway, going to sit back and relax now - this afternoon was a bit too scary for me!

I hope everyone else had more relaxing days!!!

take care
xxx

ps Greedy - sorry I'm measuring spot on for 27 weeks! No elephant here - thank goodness!

Hope your mini-dumbo is ok!

Hi all. God it's wet and miserable isn't it!

Greedy - did you wake up from the first dream to find that you were actually bursting for the loo by any chance!!!!

Hi Iwillbe - glad you had a good 21st and that all is well with the pregnancy.

Fettle - not long to go now til DH back! Your strawberry puff pastry concoction sounds lush... and your DD sounds such a poppet.

Honeyapple - hope buggy negotiations are successful! How come you didn't want to go to the concert?

Firsty - its funny you should say that about all eyes being on LO - DH said a similar thing, about would it be a good idea to go - might look like we were trying to steal the show! I told him not to be so paranoid, but maybe he's got a point!

Hi Rainbowdays - indoor sandpit sounds ace!

Took DD swimming this afternoon, which was a bit of a herculean effort, given that it was pissing down, we had leant the car to a friend and I was shattered, and had to walk all the way there.... But actually, once in the pool it was fab - sooo nice to be weightless for a bit and DD loved being with her mummy whale!

Crossed with you there Fettle - how scary for you, but sounds like everything is fine and dandy, so that must be a relief! Bet you could have really done with your DH today!

oh fettle-petal! not good! how scarey for you. glad all is ok, and at least it will force you to take things easy at work now!
........just waiting for my spotting to start again now then.......... i hope we aren't linked too much!

yes bodders - i was desperate for a wee after my dream! actually i am now too...........

Morning

Goodness me- I've only just woken up! DC sorted themselves out with breakfast... DP still in bed too.

Bodders- re the concert- just didnt really fancy it. A very eclectic line up, shall we say! I didnt realise it was all seated when I said no either... had an image of standing up for hours (in the rain). I am sure DP will spend most of it in the hospitality bar anyway.

Iwill- good to hear from you. Glad all is going well.

Fettle- poor you having to go to hospital, but very happy to hear all ok. Def agree to cut down on your work load. Learn to say NO!

Dunno what to do today as raining AGAIN

Buggy negotiations stopped! Seller wants way too much... more than you can actually buy the blooming thing for new.

Ho hum.

Maybe I'll just make do with SILs m&p.

wow! honeyapple! cant wait for the day that my kids let me sleep in till past 10am! and sort their own breakfast! guess it will be a while! especially now another one is coming along!!

Greedy- I know, it is rather good having DC that are old enough to sort themselves out. Mind you I had no idea how late it was when I woke up! I guess I needed the sleep. Makes me realise what a shock i'm going to have when this LO arrives...

Anyone around?

Panicking about speaking to work tomorrow about the big meeting on Tuesday - but I just had a wee look at all the paperwork I'm supposed to have read, digested, understood and memorised and I just can't do it = most of it is completely not relevant to me.

I'm totally p*ssed off that they've put this pressure on me, when I'm as busy as I was already.

DH says he refuses to see me so stressed. I just don't want work to think I can't cope, but it's unfair as I can cope with my job, just not doing my manager's on top of mine when I've only been in mine for 4 weeks.

poey, poey, poey.

but at least DH is now home - dD was so so pleased to see him, barely let go of him from 4pm when he got home and now when she's very easily gone to bed.

Hope everyone else has had good weekends - not too wet. Been actually beautiful sunshine here apart from a short shower a wee while ago.
xxx

Poor you Fettle...work sounds shte . You'll just have to be VERY strong and say that you CANNOT do your manager's work as well as your own. Can't they get a temp in to help? Sounds like they are taking the pss out of you my lovely. Stand up for yourself, or you will only get more stressed, which is not want you need.

Glad to hear DH at home and that you have had some sunshine. Sun has only just come out here.