Ha ha haaaa CTFN Ive had some good excuses on the diet front over the years but "I weigh less on a tuesday than on a Monday*. If we were in a weight watchers meeting - Id heckle you in public!!
Sock I see your poo and raise you - More poo further stretching.
So trying to get DS and DD to Grans this morning - all of us grumpy with silly clock thing.
Grumpy DS now kicking front door in protest to get out while I run around like headless chicken. Just about made it, then I lifted Olivia and ta da - Poo all over her white dress (for grans benefit), lambs wool cover thingy, bouncy chair.
Take Olivia, strip, scrub, change leave.
Oh yes, have you spotted the problem here...
return 2 hours later, starving moany DS want lunch NOW, DD crying, overtired. Plonk her down, yip, in the bouncy chair.
Take Olivia, strip, scrub, change, off to kitchen to do lunch.
After lunch return to hallway, yes, poo on my sock has been trotted (excuse the pun) through cream carpet . We rent here so another apology to add to my list to landlord.
Until about half an hour ago, her bouncy chair and sheep skin thingy was still covered, the