Aw, wish I knew, could've picked you one up in the sale.
I love my baby, I really, really do but
she is driving me fucking insane.
If she's not being my clingy shadow, she's hitting and clawing at me, whinging and being miserable. Sitting down one to one and reading is acceptable it seems. She is currently in her high chair as I am getting mad at her for not eating her dinner.
Foxy's top tip of the day:
Don't leave basket over-flowing with clean washing and white linen on top anywhere near toddlers chucking range when they are not eating pasta in tomato and basil sauce for tea.
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSE.
I am going to bathe her now and put her to bed.