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APRIL 2008 - The One Where They Try to Escape from Cots & Highchairs

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Soph73 · 13/11/2008 15:38

Can someone please add "our babies" as my machine will probably blow up if I try it

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Soph73 · 16/12/2008 10:03

Oh no, Year 5 have just turned up to change books. Back in a mo. It's like having a load of chimps running round when they're in here. Bless 'em.

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 10:05

Now I have stopped laughing so much, I think its time for another cup of tea.

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 10:08

PFJ - make one for me would you & splosh some brandy in it, I'm going to need it as it's not Year 5, it's Year 3

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 10:21

LOL Soph.. you know I used to teach year 7 and have some experience teaching GCSE to year 9's as well. You have my total sympathy!!

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 10:25

Thank you PFJ .... looks like it's all quiet on the western front for now. Now I have to go & tidy the bookshelves as it looks like a hurricane's been through here. Then it'll be break time so see you all in half an hour or so.

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 11:31

Just wrapped up some strsggling Christmas presents that Mr Postman brought me...

Time for another cuppa?? I think I like the brandy idea Soph...

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 11:40

Sssshhh, don't tell anyone but I've just nicked some sellotape so that I can wrap pressies this evening. I've got to take a pressie for DS1's friend to the church this evening so got to get wrapping. I hate wrapping with a vengeance because I'm no good at it. My brother is brill at wrapping.

I had to do with a cup-a-soup ... not quite the same as brandy-laced tea

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Soph73 · 16/12/2008 11:41

No-one in Library at the mo so I've got Radio 2 playing ... very festive songs on at the mo we're "Rocking around the Christmas Tree"

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 11:42

Awww how about cup-a-sherry?

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 11:42

I'm also trying to think of a Christmas nickname for the next couple of days. Any ideas?

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 11:43

I usually tune in to TMF's festive line up.. all christmas songs all piccing day.. you either love it or hate it really.

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 11:43

PFJ - now that's a fab idea. Reminds me to get sherry in. I think I must be the only one in my family (apart from me nan) who likes sherry. To me it's a must-have at Christmas.

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 11:44

Snowy Soph? SophtheSnowWoman? something with snow? Or SantaslittleSoph?

hmm...

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 11:47

Maybe with all the alcohol we should call you SophTheRedNosedReindeer?

SantasnotsolittleSoph · 16/12/2008 11:50

LOL PFJ. What do you think of this - more apt I think Although I do like the reindeer idea, think will change again.

SophtheRedNosedReindeer · 16/12/2008 11:52

There we go, that's better. Passhh me shome more sherry, hic!

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 11:55

LOL! I love it.. very apt

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 11:56

I finksh thatsh a verrr good namesh forrr youuu -hic- Yourrr my friend you areeee I lovesh youooooerrrr -hic- -slips over on her own vomit- whooopssshh was that me?? -passes out-

SophtheRedNosedReindeer · 16/12/2008 11:57

DH just given me some work to do ... bugger! Back in a bit.

SophtheRedNosedReindeer · 16/12/2008 11:58

ROFL

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 12:04

Someone just added me to MSN so I decided to find out if it was a friend or not.. turns out to be a weirdo. Just so you girls can have a laugh.. here's what he said...

Deann says:
hey, Age/Sex/Location?
Kit says:
er do I know you?
Deann says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Kit says:
yeah. you take a cold shower
Deann says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, www.mylittlecamparty.com/jane4u come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Kit says:
LOL I am pasting this 'chat' to mumsnet so we can all point and laugh at you. Thinking you must be a twat. Ok?
Deann says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Kit says:
Erm. I think I may end this conversation now.
Deann says:
Ok, but just don't tell my mom ok??

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 12:05

No surprises that I took that little wanker off my friends list! Idiot.

SophtheRedNosedReindeer · 16/12/2008 12:06

LOL
"but just don't tell my mom ok??"
Shall we guess his age?

SophtheRedNosedReindeer · 16/12/2008 12:08

It's break time again. More little darlings. These are the secondary darlings this time!

SophtheRedNosedReindeer · 16/12/2008 12:27

Just had a phone call from the hosp to say that Sam's occup therapist is now on hols until the 12th Jan. He will be pleased when I tell him

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