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APRIL 2008 - The One Where They Try to Escape from Cots & Highchairs

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Soph73 · 13/11/2008 15:38

Can someone please add "our babies" as my machine will probably blow up if I try it

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scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:45

imagine if they knew what you were laughing at, LOL

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 09:45

I always wanted an underwear selection in my drawer that you could easily swallow in one without a glass of water.

Unfortunately my ass is not as lovely as Scorpios!

P.S Don't be silly Scorpio. We are just jealous!

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:46

PFJ - LOL LOL LOL sorry about that but didn´t re-read before pressing send However, it'd have to be a strong bit of string for me

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scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:46

omg pfj PMSL

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 09:47

I need scaffold as it is for my huge boobs. God knows what the construction industry would make of my knickers!

PeachyBidsYouNadoligLlawen · 16/12/2008 09:47

Scorpio you tart (ds1 was trying to run around doing Barbie Girl in my new pink satin corset if that helps PMSL

Right off to baby group reuninion..... suggestions for comments by HVA please? lol

scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:47

of boobs. i have little tiny ones

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:47

Scorpio - fortunately they already know I'm as mad as a hatter so have got used to me bursting into fits of giggles for (apparently) no reason!

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scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:48

if she goes on about your BF Peachy tell her to look in the mirror if she is so interested by tits

scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:48

Peachy you always have such nice going out clothes

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 09:49

LOL Scorpio. Peachy just tell her to stop getting on your tits.

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 09:50

Oh and scorpio at least my ass is huge enough to support my boobs... Or I'd be falling forwards all day.

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:51

Wow Peachy pink satin corset hey - you cheeky thing. Maybe it's time I invested in some exciting underwear. I'd only be buying it for me though as DH is of the opinion that if you're going to end up taking it off anyway - what's the point?? Ahh, and they say romance is dead He is right though because I still fancy him hugely so just want to throw my bigs (don't have smalls) off whenever I see him. Sorry TMI

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scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:52

Soph. you could get just one set, or a sexy nightie type thing.

ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 09:52

Soph my DP says the same thing. I always think that if I did 'dress up' sexy he'd have a heart attack.

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:53

PFJ

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scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:54

I have drawers full of sexy 'dressing up' stuff, have been paranoid since having the baby to wear any of it again, but maybe i will dig it out again...DH likes it, apparently.

Also apparently i am going clubbing next weekend

Now we have to find me something to wear that DH will hate me wearing out, to get him back.

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:55

PFJ - know what you mean. It's a bit like when men buy your flowers unexpectedly and you automatically think "what's he done?" It'd be the same if I bought sexy undies, he's be thinking "who did she buy those for?"
Scorpio - like the sound of sexy nightie.

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 09:55

Lingeree and bunny ears.

Did I spell lingeree right? It's been THAT long....

scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:56

this?

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:56

... buy you flowers .... what's wrong with my typing today??
Scorpio - just go with the bits of string on your head look & boots

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scorpio1 · 16/12/2008 09:57

maybe i will Soph!

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:57

Scorpio - oh yes, definitely.

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ThePFJInASleigh · 16/12/2008 09:57

That should annoy him Scorpio! Don't forget the bunnyears though.

Soph73 · 16/12/2008 09:59

PFJ - no, it's lingerie

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